Author Topic: how often do you beat it? (Read 3110 times)

Dionysusan · February 24, 2015, 07:11:22 PM

hey hey hEY

as title says, how often do you spank the monkey?

aLSO THIS IS JACKING OFF EUPHEMISM THREAD ill start us off

one handed baseball

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ForgetLavender · February 24, 2015, 07:11:45 PM

These days like idk once a week? I can't remember the last time.

I'll just edit in here that I have libido problems so yeah nothing much happens.

Malleo100 · February 24, 2015, 07:12:07 PM

Not enough

4 times a day

tenderize the meat

hodot · February 24, 2015, 07:12:12 PM

i widdle my fiddle once a day, rarely two

Steve5451² · February 24, 2015, 07:12:23 PM

2-3 times a month

Ninja Decoy · February 24, 2015, 07:13:31 PM

28-31 times a month

Dionysusan · February 24, 2015, 07:13:42 PM

free willy

jerk the gherkin

milk the cow

ThatRandomGuy · February 24, 2015, 07:13:50 PM

Like twice every week or so.

espio100 · February 24, 2015, 07:14:19 PM

Beat the what?

Dionysusan · February 24, 2015, 07:14:38 PM

Beat the what?

ram the ham

Biostorm · February 24, 2015, 07:14:59 PM

I commit a sin about once a day

Freek · February 24, 2015, 07:15:05 PM

200000000

Nal · February 24, 2015, 07:15:26 PM

twice daily at minimum

Nonnel · February 24, 2015, 07:16:02 PM

Once or twice a day

ThatRandomGuy · February 24, 2015, 07:16:07 PM

Beat the what?

Shake the garden snake, Beat the bratwurst, Tenderize the beef.

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