Heavy's Amazing Adventure [Apologetic Ending]

[Landmineman4000²]

somebody has issues.

Alright then, take him outside to a flowery field and prance around in the flowers together
Then beat the loving stuff out of him

[Ad Bot]

[lord techno]

You: What can i do for you?



Alien: I would liek to buy a domo coffee.



You: We're all out...



Alien: YOUR WHAT?!



Alien: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!



You: Stay Back! I'm Warning You!



*punch*



Alien: Now....I am suspicious...




FATALITY

Alien: Yeah. Let that be a lesson to you...Bitch.



GAME OVER YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...

What do you do now?

[tber123]

Put a gun in his hand and force him to shoot himself

[Seath45]

Make him a coffee, but put something that can sedate him, but keep him breathing, then lay him in a nearby hotel (The house IDC) and then take care of the other human customer

[lord techno]

Put a gun in his hand and force him to shoot himself

You: You! Stoopid! Tiny baby gun! Shoot yourself!



Alien: HOW BOUT NOOOO!



*Blam*




Magic. *snort snort*



Customer: By the way, that wasn't my dog.



Customer: That is.



Rawr



You: NOPE.

Heavy Forces a Random Time Skip to later that night.



You: Ugh! So boring!



???: Piiizaaaaaaaaa....



You: I cant take it anymore! Shut up!

What do you do?

[Superstarxalien169]

inb4 its poopy animatronic

kill it

[Landmineman4000²]

It's Chica isn't it

[Agent Legit 22]

Ignore the voices

[Rabbot32]

Fap to the endless amount of research that voice has to it's existence.

[plad101]

listen to the voices in your head.

[Rabbot32]

listen to the voices in your head.

L͕̠̘͉̀̂͘͝e̥̭̟̜̰͉͛̈̐͑ͭ̌ͮ̀ť̨̫͆͐s̨̗̓ͨ̀̄̆͊̓͊ ͣ̃̚҉͖̳̰̹̣̼͍g̞͕͖̲͉̟̖̞̍̆̔̄ͧ̀ẹ̮͎̮̬͇̠̋̊ͣͨ̔͗ṫ̠̏̿ͬ̋̈͌ ̨̞͖́́͗̌̌ͣ̍ç̧̛̻̰̘͚̲̿̂ͣ͊ͧ͐͑̾r̖͈̻̼̲̮̳̮ͣͦe̟͔̱̹̞͍̲͙ͮͫ̀͘ä̷̳͍̗͕̰̟͓͔̪́̎̾ͬ̄̽ͫ̈́t̂̌͛̈̍̒ͫͤ҉̸̙̘͔̹͈i͑͏̴̢͈v̦͔̗͈̐̕eͧͬ̚͏͔̲̮̯̠̳ͅ!̵̴͔̼͉̞̪̞͔͓͕͗͆̂ͤ̉ͫ̓̚

[lord techno]

Fap to the endless amount of research that voice has to it's existence.

*fap fap fap*



???: Pizza?



Chica: Pizza.



You flick her off.



Chica: PI-ZZA




Chica: forget You.



What do you do?

[Snaked_Snake]

Save girlfriend

But make Chica a companion.

[Agent Legit 22]

I knew it

[Landmineman4000²]

Smash the building into the ground and leave