a half naked girl concerns you? the blind sniper with psychic abilities didnt brother you?
the robot ninja didnt bother you? the flying ghost marine didnt bother you?...
like there were moments that were supposed to be sad, but the over-acted voicework, kojima's humor (which is really funny), and the completely batstuff non-sensical characters gave metal gear solid this b-movie camp that let me just laugh everything off. in metal gear solid's attempts to be a "deep, edgy, philosophical game" i just found it to be ridiculous. and kojima knows this- he accounts for it and puts in tons of silly stuff that really cool.
but most of the characters before this who were 'loveualized' were often very flamboyant, or generally did badass stuff that was really cool, like jump on robots or do forgetin' wheelies into people faces and stuff like that. kojima can't write very emotive characters (in my opinion) but he can write funny situations that can be funny out of sheer ridiculousness.
but then you have the premise of quiet. literally someone who shoot people with a gun from far away. and stays quiet. what kind of loving character is that? a character made purely for T&A? obviously the game hasn't come out yet and we haven't seen if she's going to get any character development at all, but it's really a new low character premise that there is supposedly a character that doesn't say anything, doesn't do anything interesting, and is purely there to give the game the tits it needs and the hot glue enthusiasts their japanese figurines to cum on.
not to mention that it makes absolutely no loving sense at all. again, bare skin is not good loving camouflage, and before you say "HURR DURR METAL GEAR IS RIDICULOUS" about half of loving MGS3 had to deal with camouflage and an entire boss battle in the game (considered by many to be one of the best boss battles in MGS) was based around concealment. it's a loving stealth game you dopes.
