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And then every channel was doing Skeleton Man reruns

And then every channel was doing Skeleton Man reruns
He will always be with you.

Bell changes the TV to a news channel.
The anchor is speaking to a field reporter about the offensive you took part in. According to military officials, removing the Myrmidon from play was a major turning point of the battle for Taiton; but they're predicting it will still take days, even weeks before EP forces will be removed from the city. This is all being spoken over some cut-together footage acquired by cameras on the front lines; mostly "safe" things like shaky amateur camera footage of the air battle, a shot of the carrier's aft end sticking out of the bay, the point-of-view of a kintharian quadrotor in its last seconds before it gets taken out by an EMP grenade, and Mercanan soldiers preparing to breach a room.

No specific or useful military-related information is mentioned, and you have a feeling in your gut that the fighting going on is a lot worse than the TV is making it seem.

"Holy stuff everybody clear the loving room! Gladiator Crashers is on in 5 minutes and if you don't switch this garbage to it right now i'll never get to see Flex Hardpec vs Butch Deadlift!"



"Turn on Gladiator Crashers. I love that show."

"Ugh, fine."
I turn on Gladiator Crashers.
God damn barbarians, I think to myself.
« Last Edit: May 03, 2015, 11:39:10 PM by Gojira »

"Hell yeah.
Who you rooting for, Tippy? I'm goin for Flex."

I peak into the rec room.

I swear to forget if one of them looks like skeleton man I'm going to lose my stuff.

I walk over to the ping pong table and pick up a paddle.
"Anyone wanna play?"

I peak into the rec room.

I swear to forget if one of them looks like skeleton man I'm going to lose my stuff.
He's always there. He's probably outside our window staring at us. Mr skeltal never leaves.

Mr skeltal is going to be strafed in his parachute if he doesn't forget off

Mr skeltal is going to be strafed in his parachute if he doesn't forget off
You can never kill mr skeltal he is the one true God.

"Hell yeah.
Who you rooting for, Tippy? I'm goin for Flex."
"Same."

The screams and clashing begin on screen as Butch starts his beginning move.

"OH BOY HE's USING THE WEED WACKER TODAY"