ABS FIESTA REDUX

[blockguy™]

alright who's gonna pull a Kissinger

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[Gojira]

"Copy, thanks."
I circle the area for a moment.
"Guess we should be heading back then."

[CypherX]

"Nice forgetin' shot, Shortsword!" I note the flaming wreckage of the Shikra plummeting towards the jungle with approval. I drop down to tree level and fly by the Kintharian troops on the beach with afterburners, hoping to piss them off. I then angle back towards base.

"As per tradition I'm inclined to buy my new squadmates drinks." I pause. "Only once we get Whiskey back. I might buy that crazy motherforgeter two!"

[Gojira]

"That stuff was crazy. Hopefuy he gets picked up by friendlies and not some kind of super-liger or slme Huit bullstuff like that."

[blockguy™]

"The jungle is a dangerous place."

[Tayasaurus]

"The jungle is a dangerous place."

"Yeah just like your moms bush"

An audible self high five could be heard over the comm

[blockguy™]

"I did not have a mother."


"Although, that is a good one."
You could hear a chuckle.

[Qwepir]

I drop down to tree level and fly by the Kintharian troops on the beach with afterburners, hoping to piss them off. I then angle back towards base.

As you decrease altitude to fly over the beach, you pick up a missile fired from a Huit laser-guided MPADS.

[Mr. Hurricane]

okay cypher thanks for deafening our own troops.


"You brought that upon yourself," Jaakko says into the radio, referring to Tourist.

[CypherX]

okay cypher thanks for deafening our own troops.


"You brought that upon yourself," Jaakko says into the radio, referring to Tourist.

welcome :^)


I pop two packs of flares and chaff and start evasive maneuvers. "I thought we already killed all of these."

[Tayasaurus]

welcome :^)


I pop two packs of flares and chaff and start evasive maneuvers. "I thought we already killed all of these."

"A-s-s makes an ass of "u" and "m-e"

[Gojira]

"A-s-s makes an ass of "u" and "m-e"

"That- that's not how that works."
I wait for Tempest to drop the missile.

[Tayasaurus]

"That- that's not how that works."
I wait for Tempest to drop the missile.

so assuming you got them all is not how it works

[CypherX]

"Good point." I make a mental note to give her the finger when I land.

[Gojira]

so assuming you got them all is not how it works

assume
not ass makes an ass of you and me