ABS FIESTA REDUX

[Harm94]

obviously modified antiship missile with laser beam riding abilities ofcourse

[Ad Bot]

[blockguy™]

well it's huit technology so anything is possible
¯\_(◉‿◉)_/¯

[Qwepir]

aw what ok

when do i become not unconscious

now

Roger fades in and out of consciousness for several minutes after the ejection. When he finally comes to, he finds himself tangled up in the branches of a large tree and in some rather serious pain. It feels like his legs have been burned, his left arm is broken, and some of his ribs are definitely bruised, possibly even broken. The din of battle can be heard far away, the sounds of hungry wildlife somewhat closer, and a familiar, arguably even more unsettling sound coming from about ten feet below you.
: Hey! Are you alive up there?

[blockguy™]

Oh god, look who it is

[Lockebox]

Roger drowsily shifts in his seat and leans over to the dizzy height.

"No i'm dead. Go away."

[blockguy™]

Roger drowsily shifts in his seat and leans over to the dizzy height.

"No i'm dead. Go away."

the painrp is marvelous

also, if the woman actually goes away you'll be left for dead lol

[Lockebox]

the painrp is marvelous

also, if the woman actually goes away you'll be left for dead lol

Maybe this is a good thing

who knows what she is

[blockguy™]

who knows what she is

she's the one who just got shot down

[Lockebox]

she's the one who just got shot down

Then maybe this is a really good thing if she leaves

[blockguy™]

Then maybe this is a really good thing if she leaves

i'd rather get shot instead of eaten alive, honestly.

[Lockebox]

i'd rather get shot instead of eaten alive, honestly.

Roger isn't some helpless loser even if he is bad a lying. >:U

Though his arm is broken so that could be a problem

[Qwepir]

"No i'm dead. Go away."

: Oh, you aren't dead yet. Sit up there for another hour though, see what happens. Now do you want me to cut you out of there or not?

who knows what she is

Someone who is familiar with the deadly jungle you're stranded in.

[Lockebox]

Now do you want me to cut you out of there or not?

"...point taken. Arm's broken anyway. Who are you?"

[Mr. Hurricane]

"...point taken. Arm's broken anyway. Who are you?"

you can gear kissinger barking obscenities in the back of your head as you look at her

[blockguy™]

Tom would be conflicting with Kissinger, sliently yelling at you, trying to get you to get down from there