WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM
Jaakko's splitting headache tunes in on frequency and sound of the CRAM and generates pain accordingly. He winces in agony.
Mercanans have missile CRAM and the Kinths have Laser CRAM, and Aesthia is stuck with good old slug-throwing, pondering, clunky, raucous, loud obnoxious, bullstuff stuffty loving CRAM batteries.
Jaakko takes out his pen and scribbles, "Welcome to Mjolnir Sqaudron, please leave morale in the porcelain basin provided, flush accordingly." onto the wall.
He then translates it into Mercanan. The script is rough, but the message is the same.