ABS FIESTA REDUX

[Qwepir]

Mission Theme

Roger fires an RGM at rafale-7

Rafale base EV 76
No piloting bonuses or penalties
RGM provides penalty of 45
Test taken at 31
Roll: 41 - failure
Test failed
The Rafale fails to evade the incoming missile, thinning their numbers out by one.

Tlacelel's group enters missile range just slightly before you do, and engages the enemy planes. Having had a while to cool, the LAMS is once again able to protect him and his retinue from most of the initial barrage, but it quickly overheats and loses effectiveness.

Sky Marshal's Gunship base EV 45
"BLOODLINE OF CHAMPIONS" provides bonus of 12
HSM 1 provides penalty of 25
HSM 2 provides penalty of 25
Test taken at 7
Roll: 4 - success
Roll granted by "DIVINE FAVOR": 95 - failure
Test passed

Sabre base EV 73
Experience provides bonus of 8
HSM 1 provides penalty of 25
HSM 2 provides penalty of 25
Test taken at 23
Roll: 18 - success
Roll granted by supermaneuverable: 73 - failure
Test passed

Sabre base EV 73
Experience provides bonus of 8
HSM 1 provides penalty of 25
HSM 2 provides penalty of 25
Test taken at 23
Roll: 1 - critical success! ...not that critting a missile evasion roll does anything for you but i mean hey good for him
Roll granted by supermaneuverable: 41 - failure
Test passed

Sabre base EV 73
Experience provides bonus of 8
HSM 1 provides penalty of 25
HSM 2 provides penalty of 25
Test taken at 23
Roll: 64 - failure
Roll granted by supermaneuverable: 85 - failure
Test failed

Only suffering relatively minor damage, the Sky Marshal and company return fire...

Rafale base EV 76
No piloting bonuses or penalties
MMS x10 provides penalty of 50
Flares provide bonus of 40
Test taken at 66
Roll: 81 - failure
Test failed

Rafale base EV 76
No piloting bonuses or penalties
MMS x10 provides penalty of 50
AAM 1 provides penalty of 35
Flares provide bonus of 40
Test taken at 31
Roll: 88 - failure
Test failed

Rafale base EV 76
No piloting bonuses or penalties
MMS x10 provides penalty of 50
Flares provide bonus of 40
Test taken at 66
Roll: 75 - failure
Test failed

Rafale base EV 76
No piloting bonuses or penalties
MMS x10 provides penalty of 50
AAM 1 provides penalty of 35
Flares provide bonus of 40
Test taken at 31
Roll: 42 - failure
Test failed

Rafale base EV 76
No piloting bonuses or penalties
AAM 1 provides penalty of 35
Flares provide bonus of 40
Test taken at 81
Roll: 72 - success
Test passed

...and inflict significant losses. Mjolnir is now in missile range if you want to add more fuel to the firefight.

[Ad Bot]

[CypherX]

let's get a dice roll on yui's culinary attempt

[Lockebox]

Rafale base EV 76
No piloting bonuses or penalties
RGM provides penalty of 45
Test taken at 31
Roll: 41 - failure
Test failed
The Rafale fails to evade the incoming missile, thinning their numbers out by one.

[Gojira]

let's get a dice roll on yui's culinary attempt

cypher pls

[Qwepir]

let's get a dice roll on yui's culinary attempt

yui base CV (cooking value) 62
fish spearing yokel heritage provides bonus of 7 when dealing with seafood products
supply issues provide penalty of 10
test taken at CV 59
roll:


result: mediocre catfish hoagie

[Mr. Hurricane]

Crash fires an HSM at Rafale 8.

[CypherX]

yui base CV (cooking value) 62

wow yui

[Gojira]

wow yui

k this is a lil unfair yuis from the islands of kintharia she wouldve learned to cook better
im blind

[Operator¹]

Bell targets Rafaoes 13, 14, and 15, firing the rest of the MML-7 salvo at the planes.

[xxxxkill]

k this is a lil unfair yuis from the islands of kintharia she wouldve learned to cook better
im blind

Really honestly I'm surprised that the result was a forgetin' catfish sub and not some mediocre sushi
Or rice
Or literally anything Asian

[Lockebox]

Roger gains some more altitude and releases not one but TWO RGM's at Rafale-10

oh baby i can feel the variety

[NoZoner]

Richard locks-up a Rafale high-off boresight and releases an AAM, then goes for the next bandit closest to his sights and puts a couple of laser beams on it.

[Qwepir]

Mission Theme

Crash fires an HSM at Rafale 8.

Rafale base EV 76
No piloting bonuses or penalties
HSM provides penalty of 25
Flares provide bonus of 40
Test taken at 91
Roll: 32 - success
Test passed
Unlike most Deltan pilots encountered thus far, nearly all of the naval aviators seem aware that they possess countermeasures.

Bell targets Rafales 13, 14, and 15, firing the rest of the MML-7 salvo at the planes.

Rafale base EV 76
No piloting bonuses or penalties
MML provides penalty of 30
Flares provide bonus of 40
Test taken at 86
Roll: 87 - failure
Test failed

Rafale base EV 76
No piloting bonuses or penalties
MML provides penalty of 30
Flares provide bonus of 40
Test taken at 86
Roll: 55 - success
Test passed

Rafale base EV 76
No piloting bonuses or penalties
MML provides penalty of 30
Test taken at 46
Roll: 71 - failure
Test failed
Two of the Rafales take a hit and angle away from your group. Additionally, 14 is now out of flares.

Roger gains some more altitude and releases not one but TWO RGM's at Rafale-10

Up closer, the tracking capabilities of the missiles are somewhat reduced.
Rafale base EV 76
No piloting bonuses or penalties
RGM 1 provides penalty of 35
RGM 2 provides penalty of 35
Chaff provides bonus of 40
Test taken at 46
Roll: 92 - failure
Test failed
You pick off another Rafale.

Richard locks-up a Rafale high-off boresight and releases an AAM, then goes for the next bandit closest to his sights and puts a couple of laser beams on it.

Rafale base EV 76
No piloting bonuses or penalties
AAM 1 provides penalty of 35
Flares provide bonus of 40
Test taken at 81
Roll: 19 - success
Test passed
Rafale-18 evades your missile, but 15 does not get away from the beams. Already weakened by Shortsword's missile, the lasers destroy it likely before the occupant knew what was happening.

The broken remnants of the Rafale flight return fire with a myriad of all-aspects. Two for one of Tlacelel's honor guard, two for Shortsword, and four for Crash.
Sabre base EV 73
Experience provides bonus of 8
AAM 1 provides penalty of 35
AAM 2 provides penalty of 35
Flares provide bonus of 40
Test taken at 43
Roll: 46 - failure
Test failed
The guardsman does not survive.

Though (most of) you cannot understand the words being said, it is clear that having almost a third of their force spent with only two casualties to show for it is not doing wonders for Navy morale.
: [We aren't even slowing them down! What are we doing up here!?]
: [Of all the worthless- Get everything up there! I want these hangars emptied!]
: [Looks like the human speedbumps couldn't even get that right! Come on, let's show them how it's really done!]

The current enemy group will be in gun range at the end of the next turn, assuming any are left.

[Mr. Hurricane]

Crash growls and evades, dumping 3 flares to counter.

[Qwepir]

Crash growls and fires two HSMs at Rafale 6.

uh
you sure about that buddy

Crash growls and fires two HSMs at Rafale 8.

you SURE about that