ABS FIESTA REDUX

[blockguy™]

Caesar tries to hit Frisk with his MMS and some LCP.

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[Mr. Hurricane]

Jaakko maneuvers on to Rikard's six, quietly.

[xxxxkill]

You load up "IZ_AIR_000", expecting it to be a fighter of some sort. It is not. Even worse, everyone in the session can see it.

Load up an entire simulated attack wing of Helians and set them hostile to everybody not Helian it'll be great

[Tayasaurus]

Tippy sends two AAM's and another UAC shot ignoring the cannons heat warning after Pansar

[blockguy™]

can't we take the air carrier out of the sim as well

[Gojira]

Yui continues running the burners, maneuvering to make aiming difficult for Virvel. Then she spots the newly-materialized carrier.
"[What the forget?!]"

[Badger]

"oh BOLLOCKS that makes me look professional."

Walt scampers around looking for a undo key or option on the VR module or to specifically select the airship and remove it without interfering with the wargame.

"Just a second crash hold that thought"

[Qwepir]

Wargame Theme

Tippy sends two AAM's and another UAC shot ignoring the cannons heat warning after Pansar

UAC accuracy 40
Experience provides bonus of 8
Very Large target provides bonus of 10
Gun range provides no bonuses or penalties
Test taken at 58
Roll: 88 - failure
Result: miss

Ruffian base EV 70
Experience provides bonus of 6
AAM 1 provides penalty of 35
AAM 2 provides penalty of 35
Flares provide bonus of 40
Test taken at 46
Roll: 32 - success
Test passed
: Any time now, Frisk.
: Already on my way- dammit!

Caesar tries to hit Frisk with his MMS and some LCP.

Blackjack base EV 68
Experience provides bonus of 8
MMS provides penalty of 30
Flares provide bonus of 40
Test taken at 86
Roll: 17 - success
Roll granted by Supermaneuverable: 21 - success
Test passed

LCP accuracy 50
Experience provides bonus of 1
Gun range provides no bonuses or penalties
Large target provides bonus of 5
Test taken at 56
Roll: 12 - success
Result: 3 hits on right rear quarter
: Wait your turn!

Though your burst of laserfire does serious damage to his engine and tail assembly, it doesn't stop him from loosing a trio of all-aspects at Tippy.

Jaakko maneuvers on to Rikard's six, quietly.

This happens.

Yui continues running the burners, maneuvering to make aiming difficult for Virvel. Then she spots the newly-materialized carrier.
"[What the forget?!]"

LCB base accuracy 55
Experience provides bonus of 10
Missile range provides no bonuses or penalties
Large target provides bonus of 5
Test taken at 70
Roll: 26 - success
Result: 1 hit on fuselage
: I'm gonna carve you up like a-
: Virvel, let her go.
: But she's almost-
: Almost useless, let her go. Pansar and Frisk need help, we're going to provide it.

Virvel disengages her pursuit with an irritated sigh and changes heading to intercept Caesar with her squad leader.

"oh BOLLOCKS that makes me look professional."
Walt scampers around looking for a undo key or option on the VR module or to specifically select the airship and remove it without interfering with the wargame.
"Just a second crash hold that thought"

The gargantuan airship vanishes instantly.


Enemy team actions:
Kommandant tries to catch up to Virvel.
Virvel shoots Yui and starts falling back to Kommandant.
Pansar successfully evades and continues evading.
Frisk takes a bad hit and fires on Tippy.
Eremit sets up for more bombardment.

[Gojira]

"I hate you."

[Mr. Hurricane]

Jaakko reappears right on their commander's tail, firing a pair of AAMs and taking a well-aligned UAC shot.

[Badger]

https://youtu.be/lV8i-pSVMaQ?t=23s

Walt converts to VTOL and leaves the VR module alone to watch the fight unfold instead.

[blockguy™]

Caesar watches the airship disappear in the exact way it appeared. Instantly.
"We could've had a little fun too. Bummer."  
Caesar fires one last burst of LCP at Frisk.
He notices Kommandant gunning it for him, and tries to get away from him for just a minute.

[Tayasaurus]

Tippy shoots off excessive amounts of flares (4)

Tippy fires 2 more AAM's and shoots her cannon again

[Qwepir]

Jaakko reappears right on their commander's tail, firing a pair of AAMs

Tippy shoots off excessive amounts of flares (4)
Tippy fires 2 more AAM's and shoots her cannon again

Berkut base EV 85
Experience provides bonus of 8
AAM 1 provides penalty of 35
AAM 2 provides penalty of 35
AAM 3 provides penalty of 35
Flares provide bonus of 120
Test taken at 108
Roll: 31 - success
Test passed
Tippy trashes all the incoming missiles.

Scrambler rolls to jam enemy missiles:
AAM 1: 50 - Missile destroyed
AAM 2: 17 - Missile destroyed
AAM 3: 43 - Missile destroyed
AAM 4: 14 - Missile destroyed
: No need to thank me or anything.

UAC accuracy 40
Experience provides bonus of 8
Gun range provides no bonuses or penalties
Test taken at 48
Roll: 46 - failure
Result: One hit to Fuselage
: Screw this, I'm done being bait!

Ruffian base EV 70
Experience provides bonus of 6
Test taken at 76
Roll: 54 - success
Test passed
Pansar pulls a high-G maneuver to quickly turn his plane around, and is now pointed directly at Tippy.

and taking a well-aligned UAC shot.

UAC accuracy 40
Experience provides bonus of 5
Gun range provides no bonuses or penalties
Tail chase provides bonus of 20
Test taken at 65
Roll: 99 - failure
Result: Miss
The All-Aspects have their guidance scrambled, and the cannon shell misses.
: Dammit, he's right behind me!
: Break left, I'll take him out!

FLAK FA base EV 78
Experience provides bonus of 10
Test taken at 88
Fenrir base EV 91
Experience provides bonus of 5
Test taken at 96
Kommandant rolls to evade: 41 - success by 5 degrees
Roll granted by Supermaneuverable: 100 - critical failure!
Jaakko rolls to pursue: 27 - success by 7 degrees
Kommandant fails to evade Jaakko
Though he fails to evade you, he does start leading you into a position where Virvel can get behind you.

Caesar watches the airship disappear in the exact way it appeared. Instantly.
"We could've had a little fun too. Bummer." 
Caesar fires one last burst of LCP at Frisk.
He notices Kommandant gunning it for him, and tries to get away from him for just a minute.

LCP accuracy 50
Experience provides bonus of 1
Gun range provides no bonuses or penalties
Large target provides bonus of 5
Test taken at 56
Roll: 51 - success by 1 degree
Result: 1 hits on left rear quarter
You give him another whacking before breaking off your attack. Fortunately for you, Kommandant is otherwise occupied. Unfortunately for you, you're about to get picked on.


Enemy team actions:
Kommandant fails to evade Crash's pursuit.
Virvel moves to engage Crash.
Pansar gets pissed and turns to engage Tippy.
Frisk takes a bad hit and fires on Tippy.
Eremit sets up for more bombardment.

[Tayasaurus]

Tippy pops her remaining flares and shoots her remaining AAM's at Pansar before going into a dive to gain speed.