ABS FIESTA REDUX

[Tayasaurus]

Tippy lines up another shot

"Hold still bitch."

Tippy fires the UAC again.

Note: This is where your cloak can come in handy hurricane. Cloak and try to maneuver behind her. You should have a higher chance at succeeding.

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[Badger]

"I almost want to see how this will turn out if our guy doesn't use his missiles."

[Mr. Hurricane]

Jaakko evades and cloaks, cursing to himself.

"For forget's sake Kid, use your MMS!" Jaakko growls.


They're smart to the fact that it puts off heat if hot enough.

[Tayasaurus]

They're smart to the fact that it puts off heat if hot enough.

Better to play your re-usable cards than not when all you got left is an LCP

[Qwepir]

8:08 PM - Tippy: if virvel kills us all i'm going to be pretty pissed with caesar
8:11 PM - Tailgate: i am going to wait one hour for blockguy to give a response, if he doesnt im going to start updating
well, it's 9:11 now, so here goes

Tippy lines up another shot

"Hold still bitch."

Tippy fires the UAC again.

UAC accuracy 40
Experience provides bonus of 8
Point blank provides bonus of 10
Aimed shot provides bonus of 10
Large target provides bonus of 5
Test taken at 73
Roll: 78 - failure
Result: Miss
No joy, and you've only got one shot left before the gun overheats.

Jaakko evades and cloaks, cursing to himself.

LCB base accuracy 55
Experience provides bonus of 10
Point blank provides bonus of 10
Large target provides bonus of 5
Tail chase provides bonus of 20
Test taken at 100
Roll: 82 - success
Result: 1 hit to right rear quarter
Virvel gives you a parting shot with the LCB before you turn entirely invisible, cutting across the right engine.


The attack strikes your right engine.

[Mr. Hurricane]

Jaakko maneuvers behind Virvel again.

[Tayasaurus]

"For forgetS sake Caesar get your stuff together and stop treating this like a Sunday flight!"

Tippy fires her UAC again.

[Qwepir]

Jaakko maneuvers behind Virvel again.

Having already played this trick on her before, she knows what to expect, and is making it as difficult as she can for you to get behind her.
Fenrir base EV 91
Experience provides bonus of 6
Test taken at 97
Switchblade base EV 89
Experience provides bonus of 10
Cloaked adversary provides penalty of 20
Test taken at 79
Crash rolls to pursue: 93 - success by 1 degree
Klara rolls to evade: 92 - failure
Roll granted by Supermaneuverable: 82 - failure
Crash successfully pursues Klara
But it's not enough, and Crash is successful.

"For forgetS sake Caesar get your stuff together and stop treating this like a Sunday flight!"

Tippy fires her UAC again.

UAC accuracy 40
Experience provides bonus of 8
Point blank provides bonus of 10
Aimed shot provides bonus of 10
Large target provides bonus of 5
Test taken at 73
Roll: 60 - success
Result: 1 hit to roosterpit
While ghost boy futzes around with his cloak, Tippy shoots her head off with the UAC, ending the round in Mjolnir's favor.

[Gojira]

"Well."

[Mr. Hurricane]

Jaakko decloaks and opens the heat vents. He clears the simulations throttle restrictions and moves to create a formation to return to base.

"It seems playing the imitation game worked," Jaakko remarks.

[Tayasaurus]

"Imitation game? All you did was cloak around like a lunatic. Though i admit i told you to do it that last time. Unless you're refering to your game of who can maneuver behind who."

Tippy points her plane back to base.

"Lets go home already. If i have to spend air-time with Caesar any longer i'm going to get a blood clot and die for real."

[Operator¹]

"I hate the new guy already, thanks for letting me watch,"

Bell heads to her office to write some letters of condolences in advance so that she doesn't have to write them later. As she thinks about the inaction of Caesar, she's reminded of some other pilots who also did nothing as their allies were killed.

"Yeah, that really pisses me off." She says to nobody in particular.

[Qwepir]

Jaakko decloaks and opens the heat vents. He clears the simulations throttle restrictions and moves to create a formation to return to base.

"It seems playing the imitation game worked," Jaakko remarks.

: Crash, I and the other squad leaders will be brown townyzing the data from this simulation. Report to Conference Room C at 1800 hours for debriefing.

[Tayasaurus]

"According to my brown townysis we rated an A, for ass."

[Mr. Hurricane]

"Will do," Jaakko replies to Kommandant.

He rolls over to flight comms.

"The second time around we imitated their load outs and some of their ESAMs. It worked fairly well. I'm still gonna get grilled though when we et on the ground,"