ABS FIESTA REDUX

[Qwepir]

Tippy looks at Morten and gives him the mechanical grin despite the effects of the alchohol.

Look at me mom, your little girl is living the dream! gods you would be so disappointed in me if you saw this

She turns the 4th glass upside down and gets ready for the next one.

Morten's Toughness 39
Fifth Drink provides penalty of 5
Test taken at 34
Roll: 81 - failure

Morten's Willpower 31
First failure provides bonus of 20
Test taken at 51
Roll: 18 - success

Morten's Toughness 39
Fifth Drink provides penalty of 5
Test taken at 34
Roll: 14 - success

Tippy's Toughness 34
Fifth Drink provides penalty of 5
Test taken at 29
Roll: 57 - failure

Tippy's Willpower 36
Second failure provides no bonus or penalty
Test taken at 36
Roll: 24 - success

Tippy's Toughness 34
Fifth Drink provides penalty of 5
Test taken at 29
Roll: 52 - failure
The beers are taking their toll. Both contestants struggle to finish off their fifth, and Tippy is now seriously nauseous.

"I'm guessing that explains the re-breather, I'd imagine that would be quite costly."

: No kidding. The only reason I'm in the damn Air Force is because at least the military will pay for it. The one I had to use earlier during training was even clunkier than this one, and was so old it would flat out stop working sometimes. I just barely made the cut.

He sighs and appears to calm down somewhat.
: Of course, now that there's a war on, I'm dead either way.

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[Badger]

"I wouldn't know if this is too prying but what exactly doesn't work right? can your lungs not extract enough oxygen?"

[blockguy™]

tension pneumothorax

[Tayasaurus]

Tippy drunkenly and woozily prepares for the next glass, slumping in her chair she looks at the next full glass of beer sickeningly.

[Qwepir]

Tippy drunkenly and woozily prepares for the next glass, slumping in her chair she looks at the next full glass of beer sickeningly.

Morten's Toughness 39
Sixth Drink provides penalty of 20
Test taken at 19
Roll: 90 - failure

Morten's Willpower 31
Second failure provides no bonus or penalty
Test taken at 31
Roll: 23 - success

Morten's Toughness 39
Sixth Drink provides penalty of 20
Test taken at 19
Roll: 97 - failure

Tippy's Toughness 34
Sixth Drink provides penalty of 20
Test taken at 14
Roll: 64 - failure
Morten groans and drops his glass, knocking over a few others. Tippy's body has had enough, and initiates the human body's toxin removal procedure.

"I wouldn't know if this is too prying but what exactly doesn't work right? can your lungs not extract enough oxygen?"

: They can extract oxygen just fine, they just can't expand and contract without assistance. I need a ventilator to do the breathing for me.

tension pneumothorax

diaphragmatic paralysis

[Tayasaurus]

Tippy sensing the incoming disaster grabs the whole group of spent glasses and slams them down onto the empty meal tray.

She barfs loudly and quite violently into the glasses trying her best to direct it into the empty vessels.

After the hellstorm had passed, she grabs a wad of napkins and wipes her mouth off and throws herself back into the chair.

"I almost loving had you." She says with slightly coughing laughs.

[Gojira]

...and there goes ten bucks.

[Badger]

"I'm not sure what to say, If I knew more about biology or had a doctorate I'd try to offer a better solution. Synthetic muscles or something would be what I'm thinking of. "

[Gojira]

so eremit is literally darth vader without bionic arms or legs

[Mr. Hurricane]

"stuff!" Jaakko curses.

He turns to Walt and yells to the bar.

"Tippy's out, Walt,"

He turns his attention to the drunken wreck. The smell of vomit causes him to almost gag.

"Have you got all your demons out, Captain?" Jaakko asks.

[Qwepir]

Tippy sensing the incoming disaster grabs the whole group of spent glasses and slams them down onto the empty meal tray.
She barfs loudly and quite violently into the glasses trying her best to direct it into the empty vessels.

The Kintharians (except for Nagato) react with revulsion, the Aesthians with raucous laughter and applause. Morten guffaws and thumps his chest, immediately regretting it and covering his mouth.
Morten's Toughness 39
Roll: 30 - success
Fortunately, he doesn't join Tippy in throwing up.

After the hellstorm had passed, she grabs a wad of napkins and wipes her mouth off and throws herself back into the chair.
"I almost loving had you." She says with slightly coughing laughs.

: Almost doesn't cut it! Bwahah!
: Let's see, 81.98 split 6 ways... that's 13.66 per person!

Frisk starts splitting up the money, having plenty of change on his person.

: Are you alright, Tippy?

"I'm not sure what to say, If I knew more about biology or had a doctorate I'd try to offer a better solution. Synthetic muscles or something would be what I'm thinking of. "

: Organ replacement? I'm not worth that much. Maybe if I was a General or something.

so eremit is literally darth vader without bionic arms or legs

not even remotely

[Gojira]

oh

[Badger]

Walt looks at the commotion going on at the table

"Looks like there was a winner."

Walt ponders the previous thought

"General is just a rank, most of the time I'll respect people of the same rank more than a superior. Most of the time I have to abide to orders too though."

[Qwepir]

Walt looks at the commotion going on at the table

"Looks like there was a winner."

Walt ponders the previous thought

"General is just a rank, most of the time I'll respect people of the same rank more than a superior. Most of the time I have to abide to orders too though."

Eremit pauses to let the words sink in.
: ...I appreciate the sentiment, but you know what I meant.

[Gojira]

"Nice try, Tippy. You alright?"
Yui silently vows to never drink herself to vomiting.