Author Topic: your embarassing stories  (Read 1170 times)

lets get this stuff going

>be in 3rd grade
>have stomach flu but go to school anyways because mom
>have to take a piss
>go to bathroom
>pissing in urinal, with like 10 people in the bathroom (in between classes)
>starfish decides to be well, an starfish, and then it's a two front war between my ass and my richard
>richard loses shamefully, and needless to say, i had a watery mess down my legs
>wore shorts that day
fml

I was a 'brony,'
Horse cancer filled my life
Try and remove it later
Cancer doesnt go away ever
Look at my past post and embarrass myself
Cry

> be me
such is the way of my depressing life :¬(

Looking on my past posts.

In kindergarten, I only drew pictures of Chrysler Prowlers crashing into water heaters, which would then explode in flames and cause smoke alarms to go off. My teacher was disturbed for some odd reason and sent letters home to my parents. Didn't bother me then, but reflecting on it now makes me feel like a strange human being.

A couple years ago, I was going on a tour at the National Weather Service's St Louis Headquarters. I hadn't had a drink at all that day and was standing outside talking to a meteorologist about career planning. It was about 85 degrees and we were in the direct sunlight. Soon, the tour started. I walked into the air conditioned building for an overwhelming sense of relief. Pretty soon, I started to become irritable and had a pressing feeling of utter hatred for the guy standing in front of me. I gradually developed such a sense of hate for everyone in the room that I started to feel dizzy. Nausea began to hit me on top of that so I turned to my mom and said, "I need to get out of here." She became worried and was like, "What?" I just continued stammering my words together and said, "I need to get out now." She started to walk me out the door, and I lost all sense of consciousness and didn't have a sense of what was happening. I woke up lying on my back in the walkway leading from the door to the tour room to the door going outside. There were probably about 15 people crowded around me and staring, including my parents. I apparently passed out from heat exhaustion.

My XR_7 account, literally every post because I have read them all.

Also in kindergarten, I was sent to the principal's office because I crawled under the principal's table while she was eating lunch and grabbed her legs. Once I got home, I was confined to my house's spare bedroom for the entire day.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2015, 12:46:46 PM by XR-7 »

anything pre july 2014 for me is terrible post wise

Once I ate eighteen cakes.

Once I ate eighteen cakes.

Cupcakes right? Even so, that's disgusting.




Edit: forgot the last part, lol.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2015, 12:56:30 PM by Pie Crust »


This is your embarassing stories
You broke the rules and now i'm coming for you Pie Crust

I'll be waiting. Good luck.

I'll be waiting. Good luck.
loving furcigarettes trying to pass off another's work as their own

I never claimed it as my own.

you posted someone else's story on a thread titled "your embarrassing stories"
still a good story though