How to deal with the edgelord from my class?

[Pie Crust]

I vote that you do the laxatives thing.

How could anyone respect him after he's stuff himself in class? Don't be a dumb cunt and tell everyone that you're going to do it, though.

loving finally someone has a brain and says that my idea is fabulous.

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[Shizza04]

mow him down with a fully loaded M60 machine gun one handed

this

[Alten]

throw him out the class window

[espio100]

leave notes in his desk that say "u autistic cunt" and make sure not to get caught.

I'm like the only one who uses autism. I'm pretty sure it would be obvious.

I vote that you do the laxatives thing.

How could anyone respect him after he's stuff himself in class? Don't be a dumb cunt and tell everyone that you're going to do it, though.

Thats starfish. (haha get it) anyway where the hell do I get laxatives? Wouldn't be suspicious at all if a 15y/o buys laxatives. Unless you have trouble pooping 

ignore him

Hard to ingore if he constantly steal your things and makes it impossible to do your stuff.

mow him down with a fully loaded M60 machine gun one handed

throw him out the class window

10/10 will do.

Post a pic of him.

Have his facebook instead

[McJob]

Have his facebook instead

Why does he hang out with people who look exactly like him?

[Pie Crust]

Why would it be suspicious for you to go buy laxantives? Do they require you to have a prescription? If not, it's just like buying condoms. No one needs to know why you need them or what are you going to use them for.

[Machaty]

I think the best suggestion you've gotten so far is to start stuff with him and then throw the innocent card. Like if you hate this kid enough just constantly harass him untill he doesn't want anything to do with you.

[espio100]

Why would it be suspicious for you to go buy laxantives? Do they require you to have a prescription? If not, it's just like buying condoms. No one needs to know why you need them or what are you going to use them for.

But its still assholish to let someone in school explode in diarrhea

I think the best suggestion you've gotten so far is to start stuff with him and then throw the innocent card. Like if you hate this kid enough just constantly harass him untill he doesn't want anything to do with you.

Tried that, didn't work.
Most teachers don't even bother anymore.

[Pie Crust]

So what? Who cares. As long as you're not caught, there should be no problem.

[Rigel]

Wow, he really does look like a friend.

You don't need prescriptions for laxatives, and no one would really care that you have them. If anyone asks, just say that you're preparing for what the future might bring. THEN you may give that person an absolute stuff-storm.

[Pie Crust]

I see what you did there. B)

[Mr Unicode]

Damn, dude, thats awful. I think you should tell someone (Not your incompetent teachers) who has a position of authority. And get them on your side. Basically, dont troll him on facebook, dont put laxatives in his food (unless you really want to.) Get as many people on your side as possible. Then you'll have him and his goons outnumbered. Bonus points if you have an adult in an authority position on your side.

Best of luck to you.

[Renderman In A Bowl]

ignore him.

[NessNet]

Whats his ethnicity?

How is that related to anything at all?

[Maxwell.]

Wow, he really does look like a friend.

can someone post a picture I don't wanna log in with my Facebook account to see it