apparently when I was in ninth grade some guy tried to stab himself in the neck with a plastic fork from the cafeteria
idk what that was all about. I'm not even sure I actually believe it, I wasn't there to see it
Three years ago at my college, I was chatting to some friends outside the cafeteria.
And the cafeteria has these heavy wooden double-doors, with 3 or 4 squares of double-glazed glass windows (I'm sure you know the type).
And this guy is getting in a bit of an argument with his girlfriend inside the cafeteria, and you can slowly hear it getting louder over everyone elses conversations, until out of the corner of my eye I can see him stomping his way at a bit of a speed towards the cafeteria doors.
And he punches his right fist completely through one of the little glass windows, and shards go all over the places (but not loads, because it's slightly similar to the way a car windshield breaks), and with the force of his body he knocks the door back and knocks over a girl.
He pulls his arm out of the window, at a bit of an angle, since it's twisted away from him when it has opened, and he storms off down the hallway towards the nurse's office.
But he's followed by a trail of blood, because he apparently cut one of the two arteries in his wrist when he punched through the glass.
He went to the nurses where he passed out, she treated him as best she could, and the paramedics and police were called in, and he was taken to hospital.
He got expelled for breaking the window, knocking over another student and he had to repay the cost of the window.
I would't have believed it if I hadn't been there to see it. And then to get back to class I had to walk back following his trail of blood.