PootisLand Political Adventure

[Rigel]

Suddenly realize that local government jobs are stuffty.

Proceed to building an apartment complex.

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

Build a school and educate your illiterate townspeoples

[Shizza04]

Build a school and educate your illiterate dead townspeoples

ftfy

[NessNet]

Build fort out of nearby dead bodies

[SWAT One]

This is why I don't play these things.  I give a logical suggestion and everything somehow goes to stuff.

[Nonnel]

This is why I don't play these things.  I give a logical suggestion and everything somehow goes to stuff.

Everyone knows removing the walls will make your citizens unsafe!

[tber123]

This is why I don't play these things.  I give a logical suggestion and everything somehow goes to stuff.

Logic is boring.

[lord techno]

we sure have a good ton of replies. But it takes time to put all of this together, the more you suggest the more i have to do. So, try to lay off a bit.

[SWAT One]

Everyone knows removing the walls will make your citizens unsafe!

Who's gonna get us?  Like we're just that little ranshack town with no important assets.  If e put up industry, we'd have the resources to put up an even better wall faster.  (How'd this town even get a wall in the first place?)

[lord techno]

Who's gonna get us?  Like we're just that little ranshack town with no important assets.  If e put up industry, we'd have the resources to put up an even better wall faster.  (How'd this town even get a wall in the first place?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSf9aEETnvE

[lord techno]

Try again. Free Public health care for everyone. Build lovebots to defend the town from any further loveministrator attacks.

Build a school and educate your illiterate townspeoples

You restart the game. Appearing back at the wall, ready to touch it.



Suddenly you get a totally random idea!





lovebots: SOUPRISE BUTTSECKS!



You expand your city walls, making room for a school crafted out of old couches and other random stuff.



A CHALLENGER HAS APPROACHED.

The city of Derpington has been founded near PootisLand. The people there are starfishs because apparantly their wall blew open and destroyed one of their houses.

DERPINGTON STATISTICS

• This Cities Public Safety lacks because they have a huge loving hole in the wall!
• This cities health status is minorly bad, a few civilians have fallen under sickness.
• The city has no education, their people dont know jack stuff.
• The cities population is small, only consisting of a few dozen people, and a king.
• This city is NEUTRAL towards PootisLand.
• This city is Financially lacking. Their houses are made of utter garbage, and their wall sucks. They can barely afford awesome scrap houses like we own.

WARNING - One of your civilians seems to have gotten sick. This is a health hazard to your Population.

[Snaked_Snake]

Make derpington your ally and contain the sick citizen.

[Agent Legit 22]

ANNEX IT AND BURN IT TO THE GROUND

[tber123]

Its imperialism time. Take over Derpington and assimilate it.

Also kick the sick citizen into space so he can't infect everyone

[Juncoph]

realpolitik