PootisLand Political Adventure

[Snaked_Snake]

Make derpington your ally and contain the sick citizen.

Do this! Derpington could help us in the future!

[Ad Bot]

[lord techno]

You go over to Derpington with some guards.



King Dr.Rabbit: HELLO!



King Dr.Rabbit: I am Doctor Rabbit! The worlds leading rabbit dentist!



King Dr.Rabbit: I am about to embark on my greatest discovery yet!



King Dr.Rabbit: DR.RABBITS brown town RAPE TRAIN!





This guy seems crazy and loveist. Do you still want to ally with him?

[Juncoph]

Looks like he's the only guy there. Kill him and annex Derpington, then contain the sick citizen and sell some loot from Derpington for funds to buy a Mann Co. Air-Dropped War-Clinic (doctors and ammo not included)

[Snaked_Snake]

Try making him not crazy, and then ally with him.

[tber123]

He's useful to us alive. We could use him as a scapegoat.

[Nonnel]

contain him with the sick guy
see what happens

[Rigel]

contain him with the sick guy
see what happens

Yes.

Quarantine them in a garbage house, and while we have one citizen record what happens within the house, we assimilate the rest of their town into ours.

[lord techno]

contain him with the sick guy
see what happens

Yes.

Quarantine them in a garbage house, and while we have one citizen record what happens within the house, we assimilate the rest of their town into ours.

King Dr.Rabbit: Stop! Where are you taking me?!



King Dr.Rabbit: Augh!





Sick Person: BLAEUGH!




King Dr.Rabbit: What?



King Dr.Rabbit: AAAAAAUGH!



King Dr.Rabbit: Get me the forget out of here!



dun dun dun DUN DUN DADAAAA! (You have defeated Derpington)



*Random Explosion*



WARNING! A giant lump of stuff has formed at your town. You have no way for citizens to excrete their droppings without it getting in the way.

What do you do?

[Rigel]

Hue

Anyway, a sewage system is in order! Or perhaps we could just launch the stuff at another city?

HOLY stuff, WE COULD BESIEGE PEOPLE WITH stuff.

[Juncoph]

use stuff to make explosives, export explosives to the middle-east for cash

buy mann co war clinic with cash

also salvage the remains of derpington and use them to upgrade the size of your wall

[Rigel]

use stuff to make explosives, export explosives to the middle-east for cash

Oh right,  I forgot that was possible.
stuffty explosives sounds like fun.

[Bomberguy]

salvage remains of derpington
sewage system
buy mann co clinic
cremate sick citizen

[Snaked_Snake]

Why did you destroy derpington!?

Make King Rabbit a part of the government, salvage remains of derpington and use the crap as cannon/catapult ammo.

[lord techno]

You proceed to turn the stuff into bombs using Magic.



Victory ^_^



You sell teh bombs for a wad of cash.



You buy a bunch of mann co stuff.



You proceed to cremate the sick citizen.




You destroyed him, and king dr.rabbit. Too bad for him.



A UFO has been spotted! What do you do?

[Juncoph]

Sell the megababies to it