Author Topic: How do I get good in CS: GO?  (Read 3728 times)


well first off dont listen to espio because hes definitely a silver 1 hacker scrub thats already been banned

watch war owls tutorials for actual real advice

well first off dont listen to espio because hes definitely a silver 1 hacker scrub thats already been banned
twice.

something that took me waaaay too long to get is that when you burst/auto fire a gun the bullets can and will outside of the crosshair
example, load up a deathmatch game with bots and buy an ak. spray it into a wall and try to track where the bullets land. you can do this with practically any gun and it's super helpful with actually hitting the people you're aiming at


Just keep playing.
as someone in silver who is matched against smurfs 9/10 times, this strategy works never.

Uninstall
this. so much.
if you dont do this, russian 10 year olds will tell you how much they forgeted your mother and to uninstall

something that took me waaaay too long to get is that when you burst/auto fire a gun the bullets can and will outside of the crosshair
example, load up a deathmatch game with bots and buy an ak. spray it into a wall and try to track where the bullets land. you can do this with practically any gun and it's super helpful with actually hitting the people you're aiming at
AKA spray and move your crosshair to their feet.
How to negav for dummies ^

this. so much.
if you dont do this, russian 10 year olds will tell you how much they forgeted your mother and to uninstall
How to learn russion for dummies.
Step 1: Play csgo.

AKA spray and move your crosshair to their feet.
How to negav for dummies ^
this greatly depends on how far away you are
in general though, aim about chest level and the spray should hit their head

this greatly depends on how far away you are
in general though, aim about chest level and the spray should hit their head
nah dude you keep your aim on the head at all times.

this. so much.
I did not post this for people to tell me to not play CS: GO.
If that is your only intent, don't post.

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blaze it
mountain dew
doritos

get paid
get laid
gatorade
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follow procedure in step by step order

1. pray to snoop and ask him for forgiveness for being a little bitch
2. flush eyes with bleach
3. snoop will give you divine dank powers
4. smoke weed every day until you aren't a little bitch
5. git gud
6. 360 no scope those noobs in cs:go
7. drown in poontang

works every time  

follow procedure in step by step order

1. pray to snoop and ask him for forgiveness for being a little bitch
2. flush eyes with bleach
3. snoop will give you divine dank powers
4. smoke weed every day until you aren't a little bitch
5. git gud
6. 360 no scope those noobs in cs:go
7. drown in poontang

works every time  
Wrong wrong wrong.
1. You must first aquire the dankest weed and go to the temple of snoop and offer it to him as a gift.
2. Acquire blessing and smoke the dank
3. Drink Mountain Dew
4. Git Gud
5. Acquire the well-worn-noscoping rifle
6. Noscope those bitch asses
7. Get all the pusillanimous individual