Author Topic: the above user's avatar is your newborn child (Read 50156 times)

Nonnel · March 14, 2015, 09:24:47 PM

you're a parent!
you or your spouse has just given birth
the doctor swaddles your newborn child in a blanket and shows you them.
your child is the above user's avatar.
how do you react?

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ThatRandomGuy · March 14, 2015, 09:25:17 PM

I'd ask how a baby has a mustache

( Funny how this actually happens in the womb but it disappears. It is called lanugo )

Maxwell. · March 14, 2015, 09:26:00 PM

I'd loving euthanise it because no one parents J.

MoltenKitten · March 14, 2015, 09:27:38 PM

Throw it in the trash where it belongs

ZombiLoin · March 14, 2015, 10:09:03 PM

incinerate

Mr. Hurricane · March 14, 2015, 10:13:00 PM

Late term abortion/termination of childhood.

Theepicman · March 14, 2015, 10:14:34 PM

Give to kebab.

hodot · March 14, 2015, 10:15:12 PM

it's

it's adorable

The GI of MA · March 14, 2015, 10:16:34 PM

ew
kill it

Biohazard · March 14, 2015, 10:34:38 PM

cool i guess, just don't yell at me

Zoltan · March 14, 2015, 11:04:16 PM

regular son that seems somewhat mentally handicapped
okay i guess

ThatRandomGuy · March 14, 2015, 11:13:51 PM

Has no idea what it is

Lego lad · March 14, 2015, 11:22:19 PM

abort abort

The GI of MA · March 14, 2015, 11:22:59 PM

Quote from: Lego lad on March 14, 2015, 11:22:19 PM

abort abort

Theepicman · March 14, 2015, 11:24:33 PM

Ask him why he has clothes as a newborn.