Author Topic: the above user's avatar is your newborn child  (Read 50171 times)




Little known fact
Computer chips have the ability to birth dinosaurs

Wonder why my wife had a computer chip wedged up her womb.

Doctor, why is my kid some reptile girl thingie with it's tongue sticking out?
wtf happened?? where did i go wrong doctor???

i'd be damn proud of that boy's hair

but also sad because all he has his a pair of eyes.

I'd have created america. I AM YOUR GOD!


You're mother's baby chute was obliterated during the birthing process, You've lost the love of your father.

Try again for one with a less blank face

We gotta buy a boat.



Realize that I just got nothing but a thief.