Author Topic: the above user's avatar is your newborn child  (Read 50602 times)

Realize that I just got nothing but a creepy lizard

Throw him in an asylum.


i'd have a second one that would hopefully be the opposite love

then i'd get the two to procreate and REVIVE THE TRICERATOPS SPECIES


Tug on its nose in confusion of how long it is

where the forget is jesus

Hope it doesn't cleanse my country

Looks like I'm a dog owner now.

Looks like a cd so play it on some old cd player



I like that my newborn child is a cute triceratops.
What I don't like is that my wife just gave birth to a triceratops.
Like what happened did she lay an egg or did it just come out, like is my wife even normal?

I like that my newborn child is a cute triceratops.
What I don't like is that my wife just gave birth to a triceratops.
Like what happened did she lay an egg or did it just come out, like is my wife even normal?

maybe she cheated on you with a triceratops

oh god

well i guess i would get used to it