Author Topic: the above user's avatar is your newborn child  (Read 50541 times)

give it as a gift to the neighbor's kid

Not bad, she's a cutie

Tie it up and throw it in the ocean

Sweet illuminati cheese... Ewwww

Son. You are going to be a great soccer legend one day. *hands magic soccer ball*

son, you are a magic soccer ball

Don't rape any princesses when you're older mah boi

put them up for adoption
edit: grammar


why does it have a tail




How in the living name of forget

Newborn and already a skeleton...
Time flies!