Author Topic: the above user's avatar is your newborn child  (Read 42733 times)



Why is my child a praying mantis?

Teach it to howl at the moon.


Renember son:go wildly in every direction in danger.

Give it to the slaughterhouse


What the heck is my child.




Watch as my wife melts from the plasma

Put my butt in its face so it shuts up.