Nonnel's Nation RP: Earth 2077 - [AMERICA, THE BEAUTIFUL!]

[Decepticon]

A rather controversial video is released onto the web. It shows multiple men with assault rifles slung over their back, and kevlar vests reading "POLIZEI" on their backs, busting into what is known as the "Institute for the Science of loveuality" to most in Berlin. After breaking out windows with their batons and busting down the door with a ram, they storm in and kick out people from the building, before tearing random objects up. They come back out after starting a small fire and leave in trucks. A few random civilians run in with buckets of water trying to quell the flames, in which they succeed, the fire only reaching a small portion of the room.

[Ad Bot]

[mattsos]

EgyptSat1.5 is a success and some pictures of the moon are taken for testing.

It's a success and EgyptSat1.5 will be used for missions in the future.

[TristanLuigi]

Russia extends the covert PR campaign to Central America and the Caribbean. We invite Cuba as a "global partner" of ESTO (not a true member, but allied.)

*tears*
glad its still the standard

*patriotism*

don't pride yourself over it too much
it's just i don't feel like converting
but hey, you're welcome

[Cantaloupe]

uh

that's a pretty large number for a fairly poor nation

We are a very wealthy nation. Industry is big here, specifically in agriculture. Our GDP is one of the highest in the world.

dood, that almost half of youre nations pop. the united states only has around 1 million in the army (half armed), out 300 million people. do the math

I can only say that those Americans aren't as prepared as us Zimbabweans.

[Nonnel]

mind rule #2

[CypherX]

We are a very wealthy nation. Industry is big here, specifically in agriculture. Our GDP is one of the highest in the world.

I can only say that those Americans aren't as prepared as us Zimbabweans.

i...

what

[Swat 3]

Please do not get your uh, *eastern* treaty organization into western hemisphere.

I'll get really creeped out.
Mr. President attempts to reach out and seek a little bit of diplomatic relations with Cuba.

[TristanLuigi]

Please do not get your uh, *eastern* treaty organization into western hemisphere.

I'll get really creeped out.

It's a global partner, much like you and Japan. They're not in the Atlantic now are they?


Nonnel, how does Cuba feel?

[Nonnel]

We invite Cuba as a "global partner" of ESTO (not a true member, but allied.)

accept
hello russia

Mr. President attempts to reach out and seek a little bit of diplomatic relations with Cuba.

"maybe lift embargo first you pig"

[Swat 3]

Congress passes the "Cuban Relation Repairation Act".

"ok, i think you learned your lesson"

[Cantaloupe]

200k troops have been deployed to Mozambique, currently on their way to capture the country's biggest center -- Maputo.

i...

what

It may seem rather mind-boggling, given our bad reputation -- but don't be fooled by the media. We perform several covert operations.

[CypherX]

zimboobway

take your troops outta dere or the UN will be forced to



deal with you

[Juncoph]

It may seem rather mind-boggling, given our bad reputation -- but don't be fooled by the media. We perform several covert operations.

piecrust alt

[TristanLuigi]

first I say we void Zimbabwe's sudden military, it takes longer than that
if not we should have a UN vote once we've settled the Netherlands

[Nonnel]

Congress passes the "Cuban Relation Reperation Act".

"ok, i think you learned your lesson"

"..how much money we get"

piecrust alt

i think he said he was igloos, but that could be a lie

nevertheless, zimbabwe attacking a country with 10x its actual military size is of course voided