Nonnel's Nation RP: Earth 2077 - [AMERICA, THE BEAUTIFUL!]

[CypherX]

The United States launches 10 nuclear missiles from its submarine arsenal; these are originally classified nuclear missiles and were kept secret to even the crews of the submarines. Their yield is twice that of any nuclear warhead in the US stockpile:

3 go to Moscow
3 go to Beijing
4 go to Riyadh
Two US government satellites in orbit launch missiles at the god strike orbitals and any ESTO communication satellites in orbit.

What is left of Congress and the successor to the United States title of President is moved to a classified bunker.

The destroyer of worlds.
The ESTO is the destroyer of worlds and peace.

The national guard is scrambled.

There is nothing left of Congress.

Or DC, for that matter.

Or the Pentagon, or heads of departments.

[Ad Bot]

[Operator¹]

the utility shuttles roll in with the autocannons in the cargo bays and start shooting american satellites left and right

[Maxwell.]

the world is going to be very boring after this

WAA, now would be a good time to forget your policies and become a union

[TristanLuigi]

"hey balkans and caucasus"
"now would be a good time to join ESTO. i mean we're not attacking but i mean it's just probably a good idea"

[Decepticon]

Decepticon: relay orders to croatia
Decepticon: TO PREPARE FOR THE INVASIONS OF THE BALKANS

i sent this to  nonnel over steam a few moments earlier before TL did

[Swat 3]

There is nothing left of Congress.

Or DC, for that matter.

Or the Pentagon, or heads of departments.

How do you know that?

you guys do know that you made this rp incredibly boring
now its just nuke landia

[CypherX]

what my friend russia wants to say is that the remaining balkan nations should join ESTO or international powers and leave NATO

[Juncoph]

How do you know that?

because a single tungsten rod has about a kiloton of tnt in explosive strength

[TristanLuigi]

"ok balkans now it's a REALLY good time. choose your alliance - NATO, ESTO, or IA"

How do you know that?

because it was nuked with a massive bomb

what my friend russia wants to say is that the remaining balkan nations should join ESTO or international powers and leave NATO

yes indeed
no pressure i'm just pointing out that it is a wise decision
and i don't mean to disrespect germoney, if you choose to join them, good for you

[Swat 3]

the utility shuttles roll in with the autocannons in the cargo bays and start shooting american satellites left and right

calling bullstuff on this and the space interceptors

because a single tungsten rod has about a kiloton of tnt in explosive strength

ok

there is still somewhat of an order
except, y'know

wall street is gone
the world's economy is now freaking the forget out
investors are pouring out of the initiators of a nuclear war

the rp is over, guys

[CypherX]

How do you know that?

Because the Capitol, White House and Pentagon were hit with bunker busters, and then DC was hit was a 5 MT nuke. Select the 5 MT nuke and detonate it on DC, see how it looks.

[Nonnel]

"hey balkans and caucasus"
"now would be a good time to join ESTO. i mean we're not attacking but i mean it's just probably a good idea"

caucasus joins ESTO
balkans join International Powers

when did space interceptors become a thing

[Maxwell.]

when did space interceptors become a thing

they aren't and shouldn't be
russias grid might be

[Operator¹]

caucasus joins ESTO
balkans join International Powers

when did space interceptors become a thing

since when sweden started putting missiles on spacecraft

of course they can be intercepted with conventional air force but w/e

[TristanLuigi]

ok then i can just hit a satellite with a missile and the pulse will knock out nearby ones
getting into space is not hard, it's staying in orbit