Author Topic: Police Work - An Arma 3 Adventure (Read 3808 times)

Dreams_Of_Cheese · March 17, 2015, 11:44:28 PM

Hello and welcome. You are now a radio-operator and tactical assistant for today's man of justice, Todd. You will be advising him on his adventures, whatever those may be. Unrealistic and ridiculous advice is recommended.

Say hello!

*KSHHHH*

The radio says there's a domestic dispute at a household within a kilometer of here. What does Todd do?

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Maxwell. · March 17, 2015, 11:46:24 PM

radio you're on the case, put on your sunglasses and speed to that starfishs house in the most badass way possible

Juncoph · March 17, 2015, 11:56:49 PM

burn down altis

AutoBahn · March 18, 2015, 12:07:40 AM

Don your secret ~~dictatorship~~ police uniform and show up with as many guns as you can.

Dreams_Of_Cheese · March 18, 2015, 12:10:17 AM

Quote from: Juncoph on March 17, 2015, 11:56:49 PM

burn down altis

Not quite an option just yet. We have a domestic disturbance!

Quote from: AutoBahn on March 18, 2015, 12:07:40 AM

Don your secret ~~dictatorship~~ police uniform and show up with as many guns as you can.

But we're the police! We don't have time to put on undercover clothing! We can do the gun thing tho

Quote from: Maxwell. on March 17, 2015, 11:46:24 PM

radio you're on the case, put on your sunglasses and speed to that starfishs house in the most badass way possible

*SUNGLASSES NOISE*

Whoops, that was a bit too fast

Hey there's a guy! And he's at the house!

HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING

SUBMIT TO MY AUTHORITY

no wait stuff

What do??!

Juncoph · March 18, 2015, 12:11:14 AM

eat him

Maxwell. · March 18, 2015, 12:12:54 AM

drive over him a few thousand times to flatten him into nothing

Dreams_Of_Cheese · March 18, 2015, 12:25:46 AM

Quote from: Maxwell. on March 18, 2015, 12:12:54 AM

drive over him a few thousand times to flatten him into nothing

Quote from: Juncoph on March 18, 2015, 12:11:14 AM

eat him

ez pz

Yep he sure is dead. Buckshot would do that huh

Guh. Looks like he just doesn't want to flatten out of existence.

Todd instead opts to eat the man and absorb him into his own biomass, thus turning two into one in a beautiful display of love and desperation

Whew. That sure took a while

WOAH WHOS THAT

Honno · March 18, 2015, 12:57:07 AM

you have a hunter,

loving destroy that offroader

Harm94 · March 18, 2015, 01:04:32 AM

Quote from: Juncoph on March 17, 2015, 11:56:49 PM

burn down altis

How? Most of the buildings are made of brick, stone, concrete, and adobe.

Juncoph · March 18, 2015, 01:16:47 AM

Quote from: Harm94 on March 18, 2015, 01:04:32 AM

How? Most of the buildings are made of brick, stone, concrete, and adobe.

napalm and thermite my friend

The GI of MA · March 18, 2015, 05:26:10 PM

pop his tires

AutoBahn · March 18, 2015, 06:17:06 PM

bump into him lightly to trigger policageddon, where all the officers across altis instantly stop what they're doing to come chase him down and beat the everloving forget outta him

tber123 · March 19, 2015, 12:36:46 AM

Quote from: AutoBahn on March 18, 2015, 06:17:06 PM

bump into him lightly to trigger policageddon, where all the officers across altis instantly stop what they're doing to come chase him down and beat the everloving forget outta him

Make sure he's not a minority, otherwise you'll be getting riots and accusations of racism.

Dreams_Of_Cheese · March 19, 2015, 01:00:18 AM

no time for an update tonight guys, sorry
ill be sure to have one ready tomorrow though