I have too loving much to tell so I'll make a list of tl;dr's.
These are in no particular order other than the order they appear in my mind.
• Skipped school in a particular year so often I had to re-do.
• Continuously get my house DDoS'd and pizzattacked.
• Broke the laptop of an annoying girl and played it off as an accident so they had to deal with our insurance
• Spent 300 USD of my savings on a private charity held by a YouTuber. Turned out the person the charity was held for was lying. The money was lost. (I'm pretty sure the YouTuber kept it, thus I won't name them)
• Someone gave me a static modelization of a metro system in ROBLOX to "improve" it. I made a game out if it and it blew up. No one believed his story that I stole it.
• The first time my ex broke up with me, he met a boy who was in love with him and showed him. that boy left a rose on my ex's windscreen for him to see at the end of his long shift. I convinced my ex he was too clingy, and got my ex back with me until October 2014.
• I have been stalking my ex and his new partner for 6 months now. I used to stalk him on Second Life on a different account and managed to get into his virtual pants. I recorded it all and it's on youtube.
Will continue when I'm home.