The First Public Solicitory Forum of the Council of Rai

[Juncoph]

[squats reach 10 per second, floor begins cracking under my slavic squats weighted with the men i carry and the armor that burdens the three of us]

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[CypherX]

Why me?! This Slav manhandles two council members! Another council member, Zoltan, testifies of his crimes! Is murder no longer a crime here?

[blockguy™]

[squats reach 10 per second, floor begins cracking under my slavic squats weighted with the men i carry and the armor that burdens the three of us]

My God! His legs must be the size of the trees!

Why me?! This Slav manhandles two council members! Another council member, Zoltan, testifies of his crimes! Is murder no longer a crime here?

i mixed up the both of you

[CypherX]

He damages the throne room! Please, end this Supreme Monarch! Apprehend Fyodor!

[Zoltan]

"hey guys can you shout down to me whats happening i cant hear you down here"

[Juncoph]

[SQUATS ARE APPROACHING THE SOUND BARRIER, EVERY 50TH SQUAT I ACCIDENTALLY SQUAT TOO HARD AND JUMP UP AT THE ROOF, CRACKING IT AS WELL]

[PLATE ARMOR BEGINS GLOWING WITH SQUAT MAGICKA]

[CRACKED FLOOR IS NOW A 6 METER HOLE AND MY SQUATS ARE RAPIDLY DIGGING IT]

[blockguy™]

BY THE GODS, HE MUST BE DAMNING US INTO HELL! MR. ROUGE, APPREHEND HIM BEFORE WE ARE DAMNED!

[Juncoph]

[TRANSFERS KINETIC SLAV MAGICKS INTO THE LESSER ARMOR OF THE ROUGE AND HE BEGINS COOKING INSIDE OF HIS OWN SUIT]

[SPIKES ON MORNINGSTAR MELT OFF AND IT IS REVEALED TO BE A SLAV STAFF AS THE BALL LENGTHENS INTO AN EXTENSION OF THE HANDLE]

[CypherX]

[DISTRACTION ALLOWS ME TO ESCAPE HIS GRIP]

[AS I JUMP OUT OF THE HOLE I DRAW MY ANCIENT RAPIER AND STAB BETWEEN THE WRIST ARMOR]

[Zoltan]

man ladios is missing all of this

[Juncoph]

[MY WRISTS ARE ALREADY RAW SLAV ENERGY AS MOST OF MY BODY HAS BEEN INCINERATED BY PURE STRONK]

[I AM NOW AN OTHERWORLDLY SLAV]

[ANCIENT RAPIER BEGINS MELTING FROM THE PURE SLAV]

[CypherX]

[MY WRISTS ARE ALREADY RAW SLAV ENERGY AS MOST OF MY BODY HAS BEEN INCINERATED BY PURE STRONK]

[I AM NOW AN OTHERWORLDLY SLAV]

[ANCIENT RAPIER BEGINS MELTING FROM THE PURE SLAV]

[EXACTLY WHAT I HAD HOPED FOR]

[ANCIENT RAPIER IS MADE OUT OF SLAV'S BIGGEST ENEMY AND ONLY CONQUEROR: PURE KHANATE ENERGY]

[IT LEAKS INTO YOUR VEINS AND CIRCULATES THROUGH YOUR BODY]

[blockguy™]

[THE RAWNESS OF HIS WRISTS CAUSE HIM TO LOSE GRIP OF ME SO I CAN ESCAPE]
[I DRAW MY FATHER'S SWORD AND JOIN SIDES WITH THE KING OF PURPDANKIA]

[Juncoph]

[SLAV ENERGY ASSIMILATES THE KHANATE ENERGY TO FORM A UNION OF EASTERN GIRTH]

[THE RAPIER REJECTS ITS FORMER WIELDER AS IT BECOMES A PART OF SLAV]

[the stuffty old sword from the other petty being i was holding instantly melts from the stremth circulating in the room although its owner is unharmed as he is capable of handling the ambient swoll]

[THE HOLE IS NOW 127 METERS DEEP]

[CypherX]

[SLAV ENERGY ASSIMILATES THE KHANATE ENERGY TO FORM A UNION OF EASTERN GIRTH]

[THE RAPIER REJECTS ITS FORMER WIELDER AS IT BECOMES A PART OF SLAV]

[the stuffty old sword from the other petty being i was holding instantly melts from the stremth circulating in the room although its owner is unharmed as he is capable of handling the ambient swoll]

[ASSIMILATED AND IMPLANTED KHANATE CAUSES INTERAL STRIFE, SPLITTING THE VERY ATOMS THAT MAKE UP THE SLAV'S BODY]

[THE RAPIER WAS BUT A DOUBLE AGENT, AND BETRAYS SLAV, STABBING HIM IN THE HEART WHILE HIS ATOMS FIGHT EACHOTHER]

[GENGHIS KHAN HIMSELF T-BAGS SLAV AS HE BEGINS TO DIE]