The First Public Solicitory Forum of the Council of Rai

[Zoltan]

"uh excuse me guys
hell isnt a place you can just squat to
pls leave"

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[Juncoph]

[SLAV PLANNED FOR THIS AND SHOOTS THE KHANATE ENERGY DOWN INTO THE NOW PARTIALLY EXPOSED DEPTHS OF HELL]

[THE KHANATE ENERGY HITS A COAL VEIN CAUSING A MASSIVE EXPLOSION WHICH MAKES THE SLAV-BEING ROCKET UPWARDS, THROUGH THE CASTLE, AND MOMENTARILY INTO SPACE]

[SLAV HEALS USING RADIATION IN SPACE]

[SLAV BEGINS TO RE-ENTER]

[SLAV CRASHES INTO MOUNTAINSIDE AND GOes into hiding.]

[Zoltan]

ghost denounces slav for opening hell to everyone

[CypherX]

[THE KHANATE ENERGY EMERGES FROM HELL AND BEGINS HUNTING AND EXTERMINATING SLAV]

[MEANWHILE I LOOK DOWN INTO THE HOLE AND ACCEPT A REPLACEMENT RAPIER AS GENGHIS KHAN HIMSELF HANDS IT TO ME]

[I DUST OFF MY TUNIC AND LOOK BACK AT THE COUNCIL more calmly]

[Juncoph]

ghost denounces slav for opening hell to everyone

surely a lordly ghost would be able to patch up the hole using all that energy left by the slav launch sequence


[KHANATE ENERGY SUDDENLY DOESNT EXIST AS SLAVIC SPIES COUNTEREXTERMINATE IT WITH THEIR SWOLL]

[blockguy™]

"WHAT IS GOING ON!"

[CypherX]

[KHANATE ENERGY REINFORCEMENTS FLY OVER THE HORIZON ON GREAT GOLDEN STEEDS AND RACIALLY PURGE THE SLAVIC INFIDELS WITH GREAT MONGOLIAN LANCES]

[Zoltan]

[I float Cypher up to the council using floaty ghost powers.]
[I also fix the hole using leftover slav energy as well as the souls of my family.]

[blockguy™]

[I float Cypher up to the council using floaty ghost powers.]

float me up too fam

[CypherX]

thanks fam

[Zoltan]

[i also float block through the patch by making him incorporeal and corporeal again when he's at council]

[Juncoph]

[SLAVS TOO SWOLL FOR LANCES AS THEY JUST GO AROUND THE LANCE AND USE GIRTH TO OUST THE DIRTY MONGORIANS]

[CypherX]

[THE SLOW SLAVS CANNOT REACT AS GLORIOUS MONGOLIAN LANCERS TURN QUICKLY AND CUT THEM DOWN WITH SWORDS]

[Juncoph]

[SWORDS DO NOTHING AS SLAV IS RAW ENERGY, SLAVS SPLASH VODKA AT MONGOLIANS UNTIL THEY GIVE UP ON KILLING SLAVS]

[CypherX]

[MONGOLIANS LOVE VODKA, THE SWORDS ARE MADE OF MONGOLIAN HOMELAND AND SLICE CLEANLY THROUGH SLAVS, SPLITTING THEIR VERY ATOMS]

[GENGHIS KHAN HIMSELF FLIES ACROSS SLAVLAND AND SUBJUGATES EVERYONE WHILE IMPREGNATING APPROXIMATELY 74% OF THE WOMEN]