just let it all out 1

[randomtroll39]

not lying you little cunt

oh boy
here we go

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[Jubel]

im not lying you little cunt

Well you've told us that every other time you've lied to us so it's safe to say no one will be inclined to believe you.

[Frequency]

I consider him more of a big cunt

a big, flappy, loose and used cunt seeped with stds

[IkeTheGeneric]

I was at my friends house and had quite a few weird conversations. all of a sudden i blurt our "can i give you a lewinsky?"

oh also one time, i went into his room and tried to kiss him

rip my feelings

Was this pre-harvard?

[Ocelotus]

Was this pre-harvard?

forget off

[Rigel]

While we are on the topic of bad loveual experiences

I once looked at clop out of curiosity

I was more disgusted than aroused

And I am being honest here

Wait, then why have you asked me for some more than 5 separate times now?

Also, I have saved a few pictures of clop, which is why he asked me for some.

[IkeTheGeneric]

forget off

so post-harvard then?

[bloody jumper]

I got semen all over my dog once. (or twice (or thrice))

Oh my god I haven't vomited in years and you made me gag. What is wrong with you?

[Frequency]

Wait, then why have you asked me more than 5 separate times now?

OH stuff

Also, I have saved a few pictures of clop, which is why he asked me for some.

also ew

[Yosher]

I am behind 17 proxies. Get me if you can!

Our officers (apart from being excessively corrupt) have more important things to deal with.

Well, being inhuman isn't in the rules or the ToS of the forum.

[Frontrox]

Was this pre-harvard?

Oh gosh haha

[XR-7]

oh also one time, i went into his room and tried to kiss him

I'm so glad we aren't in a real life meeting.
More stuff:

When I was 12, I had a huge crush on a girl at church (my first crush ever). I discovered that her address was listed in the membership book so I looked it up on Google Maps. I vowed that one day I would drive past her house. I never saw her after the age of 13, but I still considered driving past her house just to satisfy the vow since I still remember where the house is, as well as the address. I just think it would be very weird though.

I've shared the full story in that poop thread, but I left a very nice log behind a vending machine in Wal-Mart when I was 7 or 8. The next week when I went back, it was gone.

[Pie Crust]

I'm so glad we aren't in a real life meeting.

Forumers Anonymous.

[Frequency]

I'm so glad we aren't in a real life meeting.
More stuff:

When I was 12, I had a huge crush on a girl at church (my first crush ever). I discovered that her address was listed in the membership book so I looked it up on Google Maps. I vowed that one day I would drive past her house. I never saw her after the age of 13, but I still considered driving past her house just to satisfy the vow since I still remember where the house is, as well as the address. I just think it would be very weird though.

awwe

[IkeTheGeneric]

Not gonna lie, I know the president of the united states because I saved him from a falling burger joint sign in kansas in '82, when I pushed him out of the way and lost my legs until he paid fully for my new prosthetics. After he visited me in the hospital, I told him he should definitely run for president in 2007

my name is also zedrow