just let it all out 1

[Pie Crust]

I'm the most sane and sin-less human in existance. I also only tell the truth.

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[Frequency]

Not gonna lie, I know the president of the united states because I saved him from a falling burger joint sign in kansas in '82, when I pushed him out of the way and lost my legs until he paid fully for my new prosthetics. After he visited me in the hospital, I told him he should definitely run for president in 2007

my name is also zedrow

this happened before he got his car?

[MoltenKitten]

I am actually the king of Antarctica

There is actually a giant secret city there

We live peacefully with aliens who help us to discover space technology

[Ocelotus]

so post-harvard then?

forget off

[IkeTheGeneric]

forget off

was your friend benjamin franklin?

[Pie Crust]

this happened before he got his car?

Yes, can confirm. I was having a hotdog on the corner of the street, watching him make the jump, cheering with a soviet uniform.

[Jubel]

forget off

Someone is salty about not getting into Harvard.

[Ocelotus]

Someone is salty about not getting into Harvard.

starfish

Yes, can confirm. I was having a hotdog on the corner of the street, watching him make the jump, cheering with a soviet uniform.

you and your gay soviet bullstuff

[Pie Crust]

Who took a stuff in your coffee this morning?

[Frequency]

starfish

you're the starfish for being a compulsive liar lol

[Ocelotus]

you're the starfish for being a compulsive liar lol

shut the hell up

[Jubel]

starfish

That's not very nice.

and your gay soviet bullstuff

That's also very hypocritical of your starfish statement.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Yes, can confirm. I was having a hotdog on the corner of the street, watching him make the jump, cheering with a soviet uniform.

hotdog

[Pie Crust]

Yes, that's the truck I got my hotdog from!

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