badspot is the only person who can do this. and he won't, considering the fact that something like this definitely doesn't already exist for SMF (due to how absurd it is), and the fact that he would not be willing to put forth the effort required to make something like that for his forum
if you wanna get your hopes up about it for some reason, whatever, but I can just about guarantee you it'll never be a part of this forum
I guess someone could make some weird thing using images like lugnut's talking about, but I wouldn't put much faith in it
bbcode isn't a platform. the forum software, SMF, which is probably what you're referring to, isn't a platform either, so that was entirely the wrong term to use
and lastly, don't respond to posts like that. it's hard to read and harder to respond to