My name is Ike and I'm ready for an AMA thread

[Badger]

Do you enjoy my new avatar after like 2 1/2 years of the hammer

[Ad Bot]

[IkeTheGeneric]

Can I have some twizzlers?

I don't own any after the twizzer shortage of '93. They're too risky to invest in these days. You could ask some of those fancy kids these days with their forgetin porches and their exceptional healthcare

do you like Ike?

Why would I? He hasn't really done anything substantial enough to get me to even really care about him. Until he does something, I don't really have an opinion.

How do i door

Back when I worked for Continental Technologies, there was this prototype design for a new kind of motor vehicle that relied on perpetual motion to move. It was a risky move, considering the design of the chassis. At first the consensus was that the glaring design flaws weren't going to impede in the speed of the motor vehicle until an employee test driver went above the speed limit of 88 and traveled backwards in time. It was a few until we heard from him again when we read the news about Riddler's secret  revolutionary automobile and I realized that forgeter stole our design and did it before we did almost 100 years before. I'm glad he finally killed himself, to be honest.

How does the Florb does?

Honestly, that answer is above my paygrade so I'll half-ass it. The florb doesn't really do much unless you know how to properly utilize that. I'm not at liberty to speak about the florb any further.

Do you enjoy my new avatar after like 2 1/2 years of the hammer

I turned off avatars after that last guy's avatar had a trojan horse in it and he took my special computer files. It's taken me years and thousands of dollars to recover.

[Badger]

darn

[IkeTheGeneric]

I turned avatars back on and saw what my avatar was, then I turned them back off. I need to get a better sense of humor.

Also I added an obligatory poll for you muscle monkeys to vote in. Most of the options are arbitrary but I would prefer if you picked the last one because it's my favorite one.

[Ipquarx]

why on earth do you have avatars off and what is this i found in my skype

[IkeTheGeneric]

why on earth do you have avatars off

I have them back on now and I see you, too, are an enthusiast of toy story like I am, based on your avatar

and what is this i found in my skype

Sorry, I haven't been named Josh since 2007, I go by "Ipquarx" now, it's my mother's maiden name

[XR-7]

I don't own any after the twizzer shortage of '93. They're too risky to invest in these days. You could ask some of those fancy kids these days with their forgetin porches and their exceptional healthcare

Why the hell can't I get a porch like all these gosh darn kids?

[otto-san]

are you strong in the real way

[Kansas]

When is desert desperado: the last cowboy being released

[Ragequit]

what do you think of the minorities

[IkeTheGeneric]

Why the hell can't I get a porch like all these gosh darn kids?

I swear, kids these days are getting more and more expensive exterior decorations the younger they get. I saw a kid with a DIY waterfall kit once, and I was so loving jealous

are you strong in the real way

Not really, but I have friends who make up for that.

When is desert desperado: the last cowboy being released

Spaghetti western movies aren't making enough money to justify filming new movies, that's why the last few western movies were sequels to already established movies because they could at least sell it without worry. Unless a strange trend starts, I don't think we're going to be seeing a whole lot of western flims for awhile.

what do you think of the minorities

Being in a minority myself, I don't understand all the hate. It's not like I chose to be born as a human-seahorse hybrid, I just was, when I was created in a test tube.

Now I can't get a job unless I wear clothing, which sucks.

[Kansas]

I swear, kids these days are getting more and more expensive exterior decorations the younger they get. I saw a kid with a DIY waterfall kit once, and I was so loving jealous


Not really, but I have friends who make up for that.


Spaghetti western movies aren't making enough money to justify filming new movies, that's why the last few western movies were sequels to already established movies because they could at least sell it without worry. Unless a strange trend starts, I don't think we're going to be seeing a whole lot of western flims for awhile.


Being in a minority myself, I don't understand all the hate. It's not like I chose to be born as a human-seahorse hybrid, I just was, when I was created in a test tube.

Now I can't get a job unless I wear clothing, which sucks.

mfw i meant your RPG

[Flatflyer]

How generic are you?

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

Are you black?

[IkeTheGeneric]

mfw i meant your RPG

I'm taking my time with the western RPG because I want it to be as good as possible, and I also want custom add-ons that I've been slowly making (stuff like dusters and custom T+T packs). I don't have any guarantee that it'll ever see the light of day

How generic are you?

7/10

Are you black?

No, I'm caucasian of irish descent. I'm about as white as they come.