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[lord techno]

Internet Surfer
The internet is a vast place, a region so large it could compare to the galaxy itself.

It is full of great knowlege, and power. But for every good, there is a bad.

Hackers, Scammers, Trolls, Viruses, Bugs, and all kinds of dangerous things lie in the internet.

Every year, one person is selected to be sent into the internet to combat the great evil.

This year. YOU have been selected.
This is You.


You were always the nerdy type, you love computers, and you especially love steam.

You pray to gaben every night to be blessed with new steam sales, and he would always comply. But you never could have suspected the evil that could corrupt steam.

Before we can begin the adventure. We must decide a few things about yourself.

What is your Name?

(comments on my work appreciated, and yes. I know his head is big. Deal with it XD)

[Ad Bot]

[Nonnel]

Richard Nixon

[Cybertails1998]

Clarion Skullforget

[Landmineman4000²]

forget Up

[lord techno]

Clarion Skullforget

This is your name.

Now you must choose your starting skill preferences.

What is your combat style?

Hacking. Phishing. Or Debugging.

Hacking is Melee, Phishing is Ranged, Debugging is Magic.

[Juncoph]

hacking at the computer with a battle axe

not to be confused with hacking

no seriously give him a battle axe and when he hacks things he's literally hacking at them with the axe

[Nonnel]

Nixon the hacker

[Snaked_Snake]

Phishing, because we need to pick off dem hackers before they stab us with a spyware knife or something.

[CypherX]

hacking with a large purple carrot sword

[The GI of MA]

debugging, because forget your swords

[lord techno]

You are a Phisher, meaning you utilize Digital Ranged Weapons.

<-- Proof of randomness.

It was just a normal day at home, you were browsing steam, when suddenly you get sucked in via an interdimensional gateway to the digital realm!


Clarion: Wha? Where am i?
Lord Gaben: Do not be afraid my child. For i am here to help you.
Clarion: HOLY stuff!! Lord Gaben!
Lord Gaben: Quickly my child. There isn't much time, i must train you before-


Clarion: What is that?!
Lord Gaben: Quickly! Run to the portal!


Internet Bugs have begun invading! you must reach the portal!

You are unarmed, and are incapable of fighting. Figure out a way to reach the portal. Remember that you may use the steam environment to your advantage. But beware the bugs!

[NessNet]

Dance and confuse the bugs

then use the "Sandbox" text as a sword.

[lord techno]

You perform a big gay dance, giving you time to grab a weapon.

YOU FOUND: Sandbox Sword


You encounter a Class-I Tick Bug.

Clarion HP: 25
Class-I Tick HP: 5

Explain your attack in detail.

[Snaked_Snake]

stab the bug under it, going straight through.

[Maxwell.]

you should of bought GTA V, that would have scared them off somehow