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[lord techno]

You proceed to pull him out.



Suddenly he's gone!

A rift tears open in the google region, revealing the eye of CryptoLocker.



CryptoLocker: Ha! You really are stupid...By laying contact on that dummy...You've just released 29 of the internets most dangerous viruses!

Clarion: Oh no!!

CryptoLocker: They will be doing the dirty work...I cant be bothered with such tasks, i have much greater things to be doing. I shall leave you with one of these viruses. I would say its been nice knowing you, but it hasn't.

CryptoLocker Disconnects from Google.



CryptoLocker is sending a Virus to the Google Search Page! You must arm yourself! Quickly!

Choose something from the environment to wield as a weapon.

[Ad Bot]

[Cybertails1998]

grab the P and the mic icon for kickass DUAL WIELDING

[SWAT One]

Grab the mic (which resembles a sword) and the P.  Rip the bottom stem off the P and use the top part as a shield.  Hop inside the search bar, and use it as a "trench" defense, walking along the inside of it, stabbing anything outside.

Also if Cryptolocker seems to care enough to send a dummy through a portal to warn you, how come he said you were unimportant?  Something is fishy.  I have that odd feeling that Gaben and Cryptolocker are in cahoots.

[Cybertails1998]

or alternatively just use the big loving L off google's logo as a giant sword/bludgeon

[SWAT One]

or alternatively just use the big loving L off google's logo as a giant sword/bludgeon

OR alternatively jam the mic into the bottom of the L from google's logo and use it like one of those giant cleaver swords.

[Cybertails1998]

okay yeah you win

[Seath45]

Make a long text sword, and shield, and proceed to attack

[Snaked_Snake]

Grab the mic (which resembles a sword) and the P.  Rip the bottom stem off the P and use the top part as a shield.  Hop inside the search bar, and use it as a "trench" defense, walking along the inside of it, stabbing anything outside.

Also if Cryptolocker seems to care enough to send a dummy through a portal to warn you, how come he said you were unimportant?  Something is fishy.  I have that odd feeling that Gaben and Cryptolocker are in cahoots.

this

[lord techno]

Grab the mic (which resembles a sword) and the P.  Rip the bottom stem off the P and use the top part as a shield.  Hop inside the search bar, and use it as a "trench" defense, walking along the inside of it, stabbing anything outside.

Also if Cryptolocker seems to care enough to send a dummy through a portal to warn you, how come he said you were unimportant?  Something is fishy.  I have that odd feeling that Gaben and Cryptolocker are in cahoots.

OR alternatively jam the mic into the bottom of the L from google's logo and use it like one of those giant cleaver swords.

You arm yourself with a sword and shield. You consider creating a giant cleaver sword, but you would have to give up your defense to do so. And your time is up!



Incoming Boss: Jerusalem Virus

Jerusalem: So, your the little bug im supposed to take care of? HAH! You must be joking, ive seen way worse then you...This should be easy.

Clarion: Don't set your sights so high you viral bastard!

Jerusalem: Come at me bro!

Boss Fight Begins!



Clarion HP: 100

Boss

Jerusalem Virus HP: 500

Beware, a virus is almost NEVER alone, watch out for bugs!

[Cybertails1998]

steal the Google Search and I'm Feeling Lucky buttons, make a combo wall/staircase and push that stuff near the boss

edit: wait no


edit: wait no x2 combo

we can cut footholds in buttons and stuff, right

edit: actually no, if we can just snatch these buttons climbing won't be an issue in the first place.  im dumb

[Seath45]

Search anti virus

[lord techno]

Search anti virus

Sorry for the delay guys, i had an internet problem last night. Also, you REALLY think cryptolocker will let anti-virus programs live? i doubt it. Your only way to fight a virus boss is to litterally fight it.

[Snaked_Snake]

The stick from the P at him, like a spear.

[Foxscotch]

You are a Phisher, meaning you utilize Digital Ranged Weapons.
<-- Proof of randomness.

I can see that you're way past this by now, but why was that random?
if you weren't going to leave it up to the players, why even ask in the first place?

[lord techno]

I can see that you're way past this by now, but why was that random?
if you weren't going to leave it up to the players, why even ask in the first place?

I had intended for that to be used in general, but eventually i decided to scrap it and keep things simple.