Internet Surfer [1 Down, 28 to Go]

[lord techno]

Try red wire, if fails, re-load and do green, if fails, reload and do blue, if fails, reload and do all.

Best logic ever.

[Ad Bot]

[Snaked_Snake]

Best logic ever.

This is a game.

[SWAT One]

Blue wire.

[Cybertails1998]

just slash that stuff wide open

[Seath45]

Cut all the wires and drive the eye to the Jerusalem virus

[SWAT One]

just slash that stuff wide open

Cut all the wires and drive the eye to the Jerusalem virus

D'y'all have a death wish?

[Cybertails1998]

are you implying it's gonna explode in our face?  ...actually yeah it's gonna explode in our face

we're gonna make it explode in his face

cut the orb and accelerate it into jerusalem at skullforget mb/s. then REALLY QUICKLY jump off so it doesn't ruin your stuff

[SWAT One]

But can you full-on hijack it and use it as a weapon?  I mean who doesn't want control of a giant laser beam.

[Cybertails1998]

what about a giant explosive wrecking ball?

[SWAT One]

You still have to deal with that other bug.  Might as well try to weaponize it, and maybe take it with you.

[lord techno]

Clarion: forget this...here goes nothing!

You tear through all 3 wires.



KA-BOOM!



Jerusalem: Well...That was easy...



Jerusalem: UMPH!!



Jerusalem: What the forget?!

Clarion: Defeated NOW BITCH?!

[tber123]

Fire again

[lord techno]

Jerusalem: Agh!



Jerusalem: So its gonna be that way huh? SO BE IT!



The virus has harvested the turrets of FTL: Faster than Light to fight against you! Dont let their trajectory fool you! Like in FTL: the shots can come from anywhere!

[Cybertails1998]

you mean we can't make the guy shoot himself?  boring

destroy the red turret, and blow the buttons off the wall to rain merry hell on the boss

[SWAT One]

Well that's lame.