Author Topic: Where would you go in the case of a zombie outbreak?  (Read 2987 times)

Anywhere frozen as balls because zombies are essentially cold-blooded or lack the intelligence to don gear to protect themselves from the cold.

After grabbing a lotta stuff first, of course.

Anywhere frozen as balls because zombies are essentially cold-blooded or lack the intelligence to don gear to protect themselves from the cold.

After grabbing a lotta stuff first, of course.

Think again

All the zombies will probably rot, decay, and fall apart within a year. That, or they will end dying from hunger or thirst because no organism can survive without food or water.

Just remember to keep your eyes down range and finger on the trigger. When they get close we will rip off their skulls and toss them away laughing. Were going to blow them up with everything we got until we have nothing left to shoot them with, then we are going to strangle them with their own living guts!

Threed

Aquire Zombie Paper

I'd go to Texas, everyone seems to have a shotgun there and if I really wanted to I could go to the desert part where only like 2 people live.

Break into abandoned upper class households. They've probably got something left.

space, the final frontier.

All the zombies will probably rot, decay, and fall apart within a year.
A year? I'd give it a forgetin month tops lmao
Their muscles would literally fall apart within a couple weeks

All the zombies will probably rot, decay, and fall apart within a year. That, or they will end dying from hunger or thirst because no organism can survive without food or water.

Just remember to keep your eyes down range and finger on the trigger. When they get close we will rip off their skulls and toss them away laughing. Were going to blow them up with everything we got until we have nothing left to shoot them with, then we are going to strangle them with their own living guts!
To be fair, if you're going to have suspension of disbelief enough to accept Zombies, an undying collection of monsters immune to everything but total destruction of their brain caused by a virus spread only by bite (sometimes blood) or voodoo curse, then you kind of have to suspend your disbelief enough to accept that they mysteriously don't require water or food for energy, or that they're somewhat resilient to decay.

I mean, the decay side alone could be explained by the virus making the body poisonous to many bacteria species and animal detritivores.

And I suppose the food/water side if necessary could be provided by them eating humans and other animals. There's plenty of water in animal life.
And if you accepted a more unusual zombie story, like that of 28 Days Later, they know that "zombies" eventually starve to death. Taking, unsurprisingly, about 56 days (2 sets of 28, as there are 2 gaps of 28 days in the film at the beginning and end).

Greenland :^)
Trust me, i played that infect game thing
What if the infection started in greenland?

probably madagascar

Ftfy
is that how far behind you guys are with the clique list lol

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all the women in iceland are hot

To be fair, if you're going to have suspension of disbelief enough to accept Zombies, an undying collection of monsters immune to everything but total destruction of their brain caused by a virus spread only by bite (sometimes blood) or voodoo curse, then you kind of have to suspend your disbelief enough to accept that they mysteriously don't require water or food for energy, or that they're somewhat resilient to decay.
As long as they bleed, we can kill them.

iceland
all the women in iceland are hot
Iceland is a strange place. There are periods of long depression due to the lack of sun light plus genetic damage from years of inbreeding due to small populations as well as environmental damage from deforestation which has lead to soil erosion.
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hollister, not even zombies would think to find living humans in there

I'd visit some monks.

Then I'd learn levitation and the zombies can't reach me!