Author Topic: awesomebread is in a relationship and needs advice (Read 2697 times)

Awesomebread� · April 21, 2015, 08:32:06 PM

hello yes i am told that this is the best possible place for any kind of advice/help ever

awesomebread has got his first girlfriend but is not necessarily a pro at things like this. knowing that most of you guys are male teens who rarely go outside, i believe it is safe to assume that everyone here is in a relationship. give me your best advice

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�::Kishgal::� · April 21, 2015, 08:33:07 PM

e-maxx · April 21, 2015, 08:38:02 PM

stick it in her pooper

Peacock · April 21, 2015, 08:38:31 PM

Step 1. Go on a date to an expensive place (Or any kind of place that sells food)
Step 2. Ask where she lives
Step 3. Ask what kind of panties she wears.
Step 4. Kiss her when she is eating
Step 5. She'll then do the touching of lips to you back
Step 6. Yur a pro at relationships.
Trust me i tried it.

Jairo · April 21, 2015, 08:40:29 PM

start flirting with other girls

Jubel · April 21, 2015, 08:42:51 PM

Out of personal experience, it's just all about having fun with a great friend, and making good memories.
It's really what all relationships are about, just ones with a significant other are much more personal (hopefully).
Have fun, do what feels right, and you should be good.

And have fun ;)

Peacock · April 21, 2015, 08:48:17 PM

"Make your experience a good one!" -Garnet

Awesomebread� · April 21, 2015, 11:32:05 PM

Quote from: e-maxx on April 21, 2015, 08:38:02 PM

stick it in her pooper

Quote from: Jairo on April 21, 2015, 08:40:29 PM

start flirting with other girls

I will certainly try these.

BlackMod · April 21, 2015, 11:38:18 PM

Quote from: Jubel on April 21, 2015, 08:42:51 PM

Out of personal experience, it's just all about having fun with a great friend, and making good memories.
It's really what all relationships are about, just ones with a significant other are much more personal (hopefully).
Have fun, do what feels right, and you should be good.

And have fun ;)

basically what i would have said, but less vulgar

Nonnel · April 21, 2015, 11:40:27 PM

is there any area in particular you need help in?
is it.. lovin'?

#Ravencroft · April 21, 2015, 11:41:00 PM

You must show your dominance over the other alpha males. Only then will you win her over.

Echoes · April 21, 2015, 11:57:21 PM

Quote from: #Ravencroft on April 21, 2015, 11:41:00 PM

You must show your dominance over the other alpha males. Only then will you win her over.

eliminate the opposition by any means necessary

Ragequit · April 22, 2015, 12:07:37 AM

treat her like you would a friend except you can forget her later down the line

Advanced Bot · April 22, 2015, 12:21:28 AM

Run away as fast as they can before they control you

Maxxi · April 22, 2015, 12:26:11 AM

finger violently at speeds up to 1500mph