Author Topic: SHARIAH LAW DENIAL  (Read 2103 times)



[You stop the car and he pulls up besides you in his ceremonial gown and sandals with a strapped AK] Merhaba infidel, you have entered a Shariah Law zone, homoloveuality, alcohol, loud music, whites, non-believers, drugs, and women are prohibited, it seems you are not partaking in the 5 times daily of praying towards Mecca, please step out of the car

What do


« Last Edit: April 22, 2015, 08:49:08 PM by Kansas »


Explode
You don't have a bomb


I NEED YOU TO STEP OUT OF THE CAR NON BELIEVER

Run over the dude talking to you

lucky for you, he doesn't know you just went on a 5 kill streak.

CALL IN THE PREDATOR MISSILE ON YOUR LOCATION AAA

that awkward moment when u literally make an entire thread to showcase your racism

Say forget you

Then piss on him postal style

When finished pissing jack off

Then book it out of there

Run over the dude talking to you


Nasheed's friends start chasing you with long knives

lucky for you, he doesn't know you just went on a 5 kill streak.

CALL IN THE PREDATOR MISSILE ON YOUR LOCATION AAA


wait, you somehow hid an artillery cannon in the trunk
get it out pronto and blast them to the next solar system

stuff lads, guess whos on their way, call the troops



wait, you somehow hid an artillery cannon in the trunk
get it out pronto and blast them to the next solar system
science based weapons are haram

Jack off and leave
The man you ran over is promptly covered in semen before you husein bolt to a small field outside Londonistan



الفلفل حسابك في فتحة الشرج
« Last Edit: April 22, 2015, 08:36:12 PM by Kansas »

Call the Armored Cavalry then send their jihadist asses all the way back to Pakistan.


OR

This is always good choice...
« Last Edit: April 22, 2015, 08:41:28 PM by ThatRandomGuy »

Call the Armored Cavalry then send their jihadist asses all the way back to Pakistan.

ur tank is kill due to IRE

الوها سناكبار


that's useless, muslims don't believe in science

Eat the booty like hummus

write a naughty fanfiction about the president of the united states and then give it to whoever's in charge