[You stop the car and he pulls up besides you in his ceremonial gown and sandals with a strapped AK] Merhaba infidel, you have entered a Shariah Law zone, homoloveuality, alcohol, loud music, whites, non-believers, drugs, and women are prohibited, it seems you are not partaking in the 5 times daily of praying towards Mecca, please step out of the car
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