THE GRAND STOCK IMAGE ADVENTURE

[IkeTheGeneric]

use phone as vibrator

You insert the phone up your ass again and it goes up all the way.

: Aww yea.. that's the goods..
: What the hell is happening?

You forgot to hang up first...

Go check the garage for your car

You forgot that you don't own a car yet, as you were just starting to shop around for one.

order a pizza

You decide to order a pizza

: Hello, welcome to Pizza Castle, how may I serve you?
: Hello, I'd like a large pizza.
: What kind of pizza? We will cater to your whim.
: In that case I'd like uh... uuuuuhhhhh......

What kind of pizza to you desire to order?

[Ad Bot]

[Nal]

find the spicy italian

[IkeTheGeneric]

find the spicy italian

: Well, I would like to order the subway spicy italian sandwich
: Sir, we only server piz-
: I SAID I WANT THE loving SPICY ITALIAN
: Okay, okay jeez, we'll make you a spicy italian. Your order will arrive in no more than half an hour, what's your address?
: 1656 George Rd. Make it snappy, I've got a free day
: If it's late, it's free.

Free food? You jump at the idea of making the pizza guy late, but you don't know how.

You take your handgun out of the drawer and ponder how you're going to get that free food. What do you do next?

[Nonnel]

Hold up the pizza man down the street from your house. Make him wait until its been more than 30 minutes. Take the pizza and his car.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Hold up the pizza man down the street from your house.

You start pointing the gun out the window but the pizza guy is nowhere to be seen... that is until you hear a knocking sound.

forget! The pizza guy is already here!

: Your pizza is ready sir!
: Pizza?! I ordered the spicy italian!
: We're a pizza p-

You quickly spring out the door and take aim!

: Don't take my order for thirty minutes or I shoot!
: AAAAH!! I'm going to give you your order unless you convince me not to!

stuff, he's going to give you the pizza unless you convince him not to, what do you say?

[CypherX]

forget the pizza, steal his shoes and run back inside

[Tumbleweed]

shoot him and steal the pizza and stash the body in the pizza box

[Nonnel]

threaten to shoot the pizza

[IkeTheGeneric]

threaten to shoot the pizza

: If you don't not give me that pizza, I'm going to shoot it!
: Isn't that a double negative? Are you telling me to give you this pizza?
: DON'T GIVE ME THE PIZZA, or else I will SHOOT the pizza!
: I can still give it to you even if you shoot it!

shoot him and steal the pizza and stash the body in the pizza box

You fire a shot at the pizza guy and he dies in one shot!


He falls down and his hat falls off, leaving him in his normal non-pizza guy form.


Somehow you fit his entire body in your pizza box, leaving no trace of murder.

steal his shoes

You pick up his shoes to put them on.

: Size 10s? There is no way these tiny shoes are gonna fit.

[mattsos]

try to squeeze the shoes and bit and then maybe physics will kill itself and it will fit

[Biohazard]

call your boss under an anonymous number and tell him he's gay

[CypherX]

mail your boss the pizza box anonymously

frame the murder on him

[IkeTheGeneric]

try to squeeze the shoes and bit and then maybe physics will kill itself and it will fit

The shoes just don't fit, you can't make them fit whatsoever. Your feet are size 15s, so you can't fit the shoes

call your boss under an anonymous number and tell him he's gay

: Hello this is anonymous speaking, you're a big homoloveual.
: Wha- not you again! Listen, I don't know who you are, but I'm serious, if you tell people I'm gay, my reputation will be ruined.
: You're gay...
: Please... I beg you... If you want money, I have lots of money. I can give you money!
: Homo, schlomo, bo-romo, banana-fana fo-lomo;fee-fi-mo-romo, Homo!
: NOOOOoooo_oooo...
: G'bye now *click*

Holy stuff, he actually paid you off!

mail your boss the pizza box anonymously

frame the murder on him

You send him the pizza box via insta-mail...

: Hey look, a package. I wonder what's inside...
: A pizza box...? What the-

: Holy stuff there's a dead guy in the pizza box!
: What's that sound?

: Oh stuff, the police!
: You're under arrest for the murder of a pizza guy!
: You've got the wrong guy, I never murdered anyone!
: Then why do you have the dead body, huh punk?!

: This is all wrong! I'm not a killer!
: Save it for the judge, bub!

You love it when a plan actually works out.

[tber123]

Now that your boss is out of the way, take over your workplace and become the new boss.

[CypherX]

state that your job place has been overthrown by the workers and is now a communist utopia

call barack obama and tell him you cede from the US