Dead Sea: Word of warning.

[Tayasaurus]

Read a book while floating on top of it once. It's a pretty cool place

[Ad Bot]

[Pie Crust]

Ikr. It was hard to submerge my head in it. I could even sit in the water without amking any effort to stay afloat.

[comr4de]

not gonna lie I thought that pic was going to be your salt-burned rooster

[Rally]

Rub a bunch of shampoo on your richard, it'll take the burn away.

[The Magical Dunes]

maybe you didnt get the memo, but the cool thing to do at the dead sea is float on it, not dive into it... rip to your forever damaged body.

[SWAT One]

Drink stufftons of water to try to use the new water cycling through your system to give yourself an enema from the inside out.  Or (not recommended) give yourself an enema.

[sir dooble]

Apparently really fat people have been known to drown in the Dead Sea, because they accidentally get flipped over with their face in the water, and since it's so bouyant and they have lower mobility, they find it difficult to flip themselves again.

This might just be urban legend though.

[#Ravencroft]

Why does your rooster burn from pissing in a sea.

[plad101]

Why does your rooster burn from pissing in a sea.

The Dead Sea is painful to do anything in

[sir dooble]

Why does your rooster burn from pissing in a sea.

The dead sea has a high salt water content (9.6 times as salty as the ocean).
If you piss in it some of the salt-water is going to get drawn back into the urethra.

[#Ravencroft]

The dead sea has a high salt water content (9.6 times as salty as the ocean).
If you piss in it some of the salt-water is going to get drawn back into the urethra.

yeah I just looked it up, was confused for a sec.

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

has nobody asked why he was pissing in the dead sea

[sir dooble]

has nobody asked why he was pissing in the dead sea

Have you never had a wee in the sea before?

I'd have probably avoided pissing in a sea where my urine would be less dense than the water though.

[Frequency]

The dead sea has a high salt water content (9.6 times as salty as the ocean).
If you piss in it some of the salt-water is going to get drawn back into the urethra.

forgetin' science man

tearin' up genitals since the dawn of man

[Harm94]

what did the Jews do to that SEA

They probably use it to make kosher salt.