jesus christ is that a pillbug
Looks more like a roosterroach to me.
Have you learned the martial art of killing mosquitoes with only one hand? It's pretty cool once you get the hang of it.
flexing your arm when they bite it is the most satisfying thing I've ever seen. he tried to pull out but the rush of blood was too much for him to take, and he popped.
the ants and ticks and mosquitoes are the worst things about summer, and also cutting grass, and also the heat. winter is all-around a better season