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>I was sitting in the doctors office to have my ingrown toenail removed they called me back and I hobbled back in pain from the infection I went back and sat down the doctor walked in, my mom asked if she could leave cause she got sick last time and she left, the doctor pulled out a 3 inch needle and stuck it right in the nerve (Between my Bigtoe and and the next toe on the right foot) once on the top and just below it then he went to the bottom of the big toe by now I was in aggony about to scream or cry, the doctor has a very dry personalitiy and he just looked up at me and back down then he stuck it in the top of the toe, he left the room and came back with a pair of the bigfest scissors I have ever seen, he sat down and told me we were going to wait for the pain killer to kick in, then he took the scissors and literaly stuck them under my toe nail and started prying it up, by now I was in too much pain to tell him the pain killers were not working, blood was gushing until he finaly got the whole toe nail up, then he started to cut the infection out worst pain I have ever felt, he pulled out the gauez and instead of having the nurse gently rap it he put it in the palm of his hand and sqeezed my toe and more pain I limped out stayed at home limping for 5 days


I fell over on a bike once and my fingernail was busted open pretty badly and about half of it came off. I had to pull the rest of the nail out, bit by bit myself.

Since we're all talking about various nails being mutilated:

When I was in like my early teens, I was yanking a SNES controller away from my nephew- who was refusing to take turns- by its cord. The controller ended up smashing my pinky between it, and the steel leg of the living room table with enough force to split an atom. While it did not successfully split an atom itself, it did end up separating quite a few atoms in the form of snapping my pinky nail at the very base. The pain kicked in about 10 seconds later and it was excruciating, but it was still attached to the bed. About a day later, it had turned purple, then the entire nail just... fell off. It took forever to fully regrow the entire nail, and it felt weird as stuff during that time to have no nail on my pinky.

I once went to a hospital for an xray and forgot to wear pants.
My friend and dad were there and we parked so far from the place I waddled for ages with my shirt over my knees and had to do the whole thing without pants.
I was around 9.

Edit: wrong thread woops
« Last Edit: May 04, 2015, 06:41:48 AM by Clone v.117 »

and forgot to wear pants
How the forget did you manage that?

>> once was out on a friday night, friend got completely wasted so impulsively i needed to take care of her

>> on the way home (me holding her cus she couldnt walk straight) she just bent over and threw up all over my legs and shoes

>> vomit was dripping down my leg and into my shoe

>> had to walk her home feeling the warm (becoming cold) vomit in my shoe and smelling like stuff

>> while cleaning off the vomit, i felt sick and threw up too


How the forget did you manage that?
I was riding in the front and just as we were pulling in to the car park I looked down and realised I was still in my boxers. My friend noticed but didn't tell me :/

I was riding in the front and just as we were pulling in to the car park I looked down and realised I was still in my boxers. My friend noticed but didn't tell me :/
Reminds me of the time my sister almost went to school in slippers (I told her just as she walked out the door), I should have kept quiet.


Since we're all talking about various nails being mutilated:

When I was in like my early teens, I was yanking a SNES controller away from my nephew- who was refusing to take turns- by its cord. The controller ended up smashing my pinky between it, and the steel leg of the living room table with enough force to split an atom. While it did not successfully split an atom itself, it did end up separating quite a few atoms in the form of snapping my pinky nail at the very base. The pain kicked in about 10 seconds later and it was excruciating, but it was still attached to the bed. About a day later, it had turned purple, then the entire nail just... fell off. It took forever to fully regrow the entire nail, and it felt weird as stuff during that time to have no nail on my pinky.
my story happened 3 months ago and still no sight of a toenail

Reminds me of the time my sister almost went to school in slippers (I told her just as she walked out the door), I should have kept quiet.
That reminds me, I did also catch the bus to school in ugg boots...

Since we're all talking about various nails being mutilated:
Once on my old computer I tried to do something (I forgot what) on it while it was running. My finger hit the CPU fan, a fan which was... Extremely powerful.
My fingernail got ripped like 75% off, and after the pain died and the nail grew out more I could wiggle it off and expose the nail bed. I would do that on webcam

Related to nails but not disgusting, I hurt my left thumb nail last night. I woke up around 4:00am to use the bathroom. After I came out, I was fumbling around in the dark feeling for my doorway and whacked my thumb nail broadside on the door frame. I grabbed my thumb and wedged it between my abdomen and my other hand and stumbled into my room. It didn't break the nail though.

My friends were throwing grease off of an excavator at eachother, when one caught right in my mouth...