How long is your schlong?

[Frequency]

If this is what you actually think happens, you should probably stop trying to talk about snakees.

i like naivety in women :^)

anyway my length is equal to my circumference

which is like 13cm or something

so that's like 5"

[Ad Bot]

[Doughboy]

Must be awkward to have a knife-shaped willy.

nah it looks like an ak47

[Pie Crust]

did pie crust choose the last one

Nope.

[TheABELBOTO]

Is 6 inches normal for a 15yr old? I hope I'm not the only one who gets stuck to their seat after getting a wild willy.

[Frequency]

Is 6 inches normal for a 15yr old? I hope I'm not the only one who gets stuck to their seat after getting a wild willy.

5-7 is the average

you haven't finished growing yet so you're probably gonna be a 7" lol

stay away from tenshi

[Cantaloupe]

It is bigger than yours, my nickname is Jonah Falcon for a reason.

[Hawt]

Nope.

ok

[Kimon²]

honestly who just takes time out of their day to measure their richards though..... i dont!

[TheABELBOTO]

honestly who just takes time out of their day to measure their richards though..... i dont!

You mean you can't right?

[·::Kishgal::·]

You mean you can't right?

I haven't seen a ruler in my home in literally years.

[Snoop Da Dogg]

forget I LOOKED UP SCHLONG ON GOOGLE IMAGES KILL ME NOW

[sir dooble]

I haven't seen a ruler in my home in literally years.

That would explain your disorderly conduct. /badjoke

[Nonnel]

forget I LOOKED UP SCHLONG ON GOOGLE IMAGES KILL ME NOW

you know
i don't know why i pressed that

[foulprairiedog]

forget I LOOKED UP SCHLONG ON GOOGLE IMAGES KILL ME NOW

what the forget did you think you were going to get

[Kimon²]

You mean you can't right?

i lost my snake in a horrible auto accident 10 years ago. i havent found it but some say that at night, you can hear my ghost's anguished cries, asking where my richard is