Author Topic: Have you ever experienced a raging player/7 year old on your server? (Tell us)  (Read 1732 times)

My experience: A 7 year old raging for admin, spamming caps etc. It was annoying xD AND SO FUNNY

first
I know I've experienced this millions of times before, but I do not know when. Or what happened.

little men are annoying

It isn't in Blockland but my friend who is just as old as I am would go total ape-sh*t over Team Fortress 2 if he gets killed.
(Squealing, yelling death threats (not serious obviously), making insane excuses (or "johns"), etc.)
It's actually really funny.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kemVTHB-kCY
it's an old video, but i keep it around because of how many views it has.

i mean there was one kid on cs:go we kept loving with. the reactions/responses other people had towards him are what made it funny.

the most memorable was that someone asked him if he had seen Shrek, to which he says "no" and gets answered "oh yeah, it's pg-13"

you had to be there

There's this game that's kind of like Rust called Reign of Kings. The general principle of the game is that you collect resources and build castles/houses to store your loot in. There's also this big castle thing that you can crown yourself 'king' with and collect taxes from all the lowly peasantry, but I digress:

I made friends with some guy on the game and started a two-man kingdom with him. We built a massive stone castle on the beach, and I was tasked with adding something to the side. I decided to build an intricate, two-story dungeon with individual rooms containing individual steel cages that I could store prisoners in. After I finished building it, we naturally had to find ourselves some prisoners to truly 'complete' the dungeon.

We made ourselves some steel shackles and started running along the beaches looking for targets. We spotted some guys harvesting logs along the beach and before long we were hauling their immobilized bodies across the beach back to the castle. After locking them up, one of the prisoners was especially pissed because he didn't have a sharp rock up his 'starfish' slot (which would enable him to bash his own head in and commit Self Delete) and the server had the Self Delete command disabled as well. He would have to either get us to release him or wait a long period of time for his hunger and thirst bars to drain and kill him. However, he wouldn't shut up about getting his friends to come raid us, so I had to get him out of there.

It seemed kinda unsatisfying to just kill him since that's what he wanted, so instead I called up my friend who happened to be the entire king of the whole damned realm with a massive fortress and an even more secure dungeon. Before long, a couple of his guys came and I handed over our prisoner to them, where he was presumably locked up in an even more dark and secure cage on the other side of the island. As for the other guy, we put in him the stocks, whipped him a couple times, and then played javelin archery until my friend threw one straight into his face.

tl;dr: built a dungeon, captured a guy, sold him into slavery, flogged his buddy.

if this seems harsh, this is kind of the entire point of the game. it's essentially just a rust clone where competing groups of players figure out different ways to screw with eachother.
« Last Edit: May 10, 2015, 01:18:28 AM by SeventhSandwich »

Minecraft kids are so funny, "GIVE ME DIAMOND OR IMMA CUT YOU AND THEN BAN YOU!! IM GUNA HACK YOU IF YOU DONT DO IT"

Minecraft kids are so funny, "GIVE ME DIAMOND OR IMMA CUT YOU AND THEN BAN YOU!! IM GUNA HACK YOU IF YOU DONT DO IT"
They weren't opped, right?

It's actually really funny.
it's not, he sounds annoying and it'd get boring

probably, it's kind of an inherent and expected result of hosting a large server, but i wouldn't really remember
usually any sign of trouble making gets a stern warning, a kick, and then a ban, so it's never really been an issue

i hosted a desert slave rp months ago

it used gcats mechs as the guards, while the prisoners had nothing
slaves had to mine all the time during the day, and slept at night

as a mech, I talked in all CAPS and expressed no human sympathy
basically a mech national socialist concentration camp

eventually i had one of the workers build me a throne and statue
i killed him since it sucked

originally the slaves played along really well and complimented how much of a pain i was

then they started taking the offenses for real after merciless slaughter and poor living conditions
most people quit/died out

one guy kept spamming disconnect and reconnect telling me how he told his mom about my bad words

he got his friend to join him
i ended up "releasing" them

well op once joined my server

I met an eight year old on my own server once, back in 2012/2013

I realised the eight year old was actually myself. I was scared.