Author Topic: Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: Victoriuh - THE SUNNY-SIDE UP FOR AFRICA! (Read 82164 times)

Swat 3 · May 11, 2015, 08:40:00 PM

It is like me yelling at Britain for taking the native's land in 1500 something something.

They don't own the land, guys! I am right on this. I even'll give like half of my trading company's profit to America!

Quote from: Jairo on May 11, 2015, 08:38:20 PM

france has decided to back russia

thanks france <3

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Operator¹ · May 11, 2015, 08:40:53 PM

it's only because the french hate the brits

Swat 3 · May 11, 2015, 08:41:21 PM

Quote from: Operator¹ on May 11, 2015, 08:40:53 PM

it's only because the french hate the brits

and?

didn't the british invade america like 20 years ago?
its really odd both ways, dude

Jairo · May 11, 2015, 08:41:34 PM

Quote from: Operator¹ on May 11, 2015, 08:40:53 PM

it's only because the french hate the brits

^^^

CypherX · May 11, 2015, 08:43:05 PM

so you will fight then?

Swat 3 · May 11, 2015, 08:43:58 PM

We have come to an offer, America.

We will sell settlement for a total of 100 dollars to local settlement. This is really a steal for a simple potato farm and a 2 bedroom shack.

Juncoph · May 11, 2015, 08:44:59 PM

Quote from: Swat 3 on May 11, 2015, 08:43:58 PM

We have come to an offer, America.

We will sell settlement for a total of 100 dollars to local settlement. This is really a steal for a simple potato farm and a 2 bedroom shack.

deal

CypherX · May 11, 2015, 08:45:02 PM

Quote from: Swat 3 on May 11, 2015, 08:43:58 PM

We have come to an offer, America.

We will sell settlement for a total of 100 dollars to local settlement. This is really a steal for a simple potato farm and a 2 bedroom shack.

good.

Jairo · May 11, 2015, 08:46:09 PM

crCIA averted

the united states has purchased land it essentially already owned

Ragequit · May 11, 2015, 08:47:51 PM

The Texans in the Alamo wait in pure silence.
The rest that aren't ready to blow the place to high hell dig spider holes around the perimeter of the Alamo.

Jairo · May 11, 2015, 08:49:13 PM

santa anna begins his assault on the alamo

LET'S FINISH THIS WAR BY CHRISTMAS

Swat 3 · May 11, 2015, 08:50:02 PM

Drunk Russo-Alaskan potato farmer rows away from the 150 m² potato farm in his rowboat with $100 in hand. Unfortunately found frozen by a Native fishing boat. $100 recovered, added to colony treasury.

Town in Alaska is named after him for his brilliance: Sitka.

Russo-Alaskan colony expands north, Russia itself expands south into unclaimed land (Central Asia).

Nonnel · May 11, 2015, 08:57:40 PM

japan offers a bukkake including all major world leaders

Swat 3 · May 11, 2015, 08:58:10 PM

Quote from: Nonnel on May 11, 2015, 08:57:40 PM

japan offers a bukkake including all major world leaders

"uh"

Badger · May 11, 2015, 08:58:58 PM

Quote from: Swat 3 on May 11, 2015, 08:41:21 PM

didn't the british invade america like 20 years ago?

hahahahah

are you referencing 1812