Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: Victoriuh - THE SUNNY-SIDE UP FOR AFRICA!

[Jairo]

the Villain of the World ribbon has been removed from russia

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

stand up for the KOREAN NATIONAL ANTHEM:

*many horns and drums for like 2 minutes*
RAND OF HOPE AND GRORY
CHARTER OF THE FREE
HOW SHAR WE EXTOR THEE
WHO ARE BORN OF THE FREE?
WIDER STIR AND WIDER
SHAR THY BOURNDS BE SET
LIME WHO MADE THEE MIGHTY
MAKE THEE MIGHTIER RET
LIME WHO MADE THEE MIGHTY
MAKE THEE MIGHTIER RET

[Jairo]

I think this is the real national anthem

[TristanLuigi]

OP, how do I stop being the Sick Man of Yoorop?

also we finish experimental railroad and start on flintlock rifles
today's reform is education budget

[Jairo]

OP, how do I stop being the Sick Man of Yoorop?

westernize, of course

[TristanLuigi]

westernize, of course

oh
okay
i've been doing that so that's cool

[Ragequit]

what does the riders on the storm ribbon mean

[Jairo]

mouse over the ribbons to see what they do

riders on the storm means your troops can move across the map more quickly than they otherwise would

[Ragequit]

oh
getting on computer for that

[Swat 3]

Ottomans give us some land.

*kracks nuckles*

[CypherX]

russia

do not do

[Jairo]

jesus russia calm down

I might have to upgrade your villain of the world ribbon to an enemy of world peace one if you don't slow down

[Swat 3]

RUSSIA TRAIN CANNOT BE STOP

it may be slowed

hey uksn want trade?

[TristanLuigi]

Ottomans give us some land.

*kracks nuckles*

no

[Juncoph]

slave trade taxes are set to 1.25x what they currently were

the government begins cracking down on abusive plantations and traders