Author Topic: return of the mikegina (The big performance has been revealed)  (Read 8484 times)


All of his facebook cringe

His big performance

i would post this in the cringe thread but i think it merits it own thread

the story goes... i dated this tard off and on for a few months, and the reason i dated him was because, i was a stupid 14 year old, i felt bad for him, and i wanted to avoid drama/wait it out until i started going to a different school this year, but i couldnt handle it so i dumped him after about a month, he begged and begged to date again so i dated him for a another 2 weeks, dumped him, he begged me again nonstop and i felt sorry, and the cycle continued until i finally just blocked him from everything, stopped riding the bus, and ignored him in every class we were both in (which is really what i should have done but i was so loving stupid)

to be honest when i first met him, he seemed pretty chill, yeah he was annoying but he was just so dark and pretended to be trans so i thought i could relate to him and help him in some way, hence why i dont help people with their issues anymore, after a while of knowing him but not really talking to him that much, he seemed to have some common interests with me but then i realized my mistakes

1) sticks his richard inside itself and calls it a pusillanimous individual (being someone who actually is something and not "YAH I WORE PANTIES AND A BRA ONCE IM SO TRANS") i dont pull my vagina out and call it a snake...
2) I had given him bras that i dont use to assist him with crossdressing but he never wore them until after we broke up, then he wore them daily and went around the school showing people and saying stuff like "i sholwed dat bish i stul their bruhs"
3) it poops itself in public
4) listens to metallica and evanescence and claims theyre the hardest and darkest bands out there, and that their songs saved him
5) he scratched himself with a piece of plastic ONCE and called it a self harm issue
6) he thinks hes a vampire because his family consists of romanian immigrants (like what the serious forget)
7) he thinks hes a stud and goes around groping women that are like 10s while saying "hey its all cool im a girl too" (hes serious btw) when he looks hideous, has chronic pizza face and an overbite with buck teeth (i let it happen hoping he'd get the stuff beat out of him)
8) tried to fight me (or pushed me into a locker and sucker punched me) me about a week after i dumped him for the last time and got his ass handed to him because he cried when i hit his face with a binder and punched him a few times, then the principal broke it up
9) he told everyone he was 15 and i believed it because he's not only more stupid than me but shorter than me, eventually i found out through his family that he's 20 and got held back several times, he currently takes special classes for obvious reasons and because he refuses to do any work because he thinks its rebellious

and yes i told the school about the stuff he was starting and reported the harassment and threats but it got swept under the rug so much i gave up and just ignored him and got my friends to scare him and make him miserable enough to stop

and finally, the entire purpose i made this thread, i was going through some stuff and found an old poem he gave me on valentines day for some reason


in case you cant read it i took the time to type it word by word

Moon's light of silver water

The emdrace ofa diying day, its what we need in a time of need,
these is my one and only life torn and shatered to dust wrecked so unjust
 but destony is callig, these is my destony coming to pass,
 the luliby with in calling,
you whom stuned and frozz me
 the emdrace of a swelling night is the embrace od warmth,
 the one whom set the moon's flam burning in my soul,
 the spirit of a night's emdrace

« Last Edit: May 23, 2015, 08:00:15 PM by Lizzy »


What the actual forget did I just read? Is this real life or what the forget

What the actual forget did I just read? Is this real life or what the forget
Or is this just fantasy?

10/10 WOULD STICK snake IN


What the actual forget did I just read? Is this real life or what the forget
it's real

I'm surprised at your levels of tolerance.


I HAVE ALOT OF QUESTIONS

I HAVE ALOT OF QUESTIONS
post them

edit: im about to track down his facebook and post some stuff so you all can cringe at the edge
« Last Edit: May 16, 2015, 10:09:09 PM by Lizzy »

also I'm surprised, I was actually reminded about one of your stories about him yesterday for some reason



This is some next level comedic stuff omg

it's real

Lizzy what the forget were you doing dating a gargoyle of a human being
Like seriously what the forget