The begin performance: Mikegina's destonyI remember it like it was yesterday... Once I had begun ignoring Michael's pathetic antics, all was quiet and good, but that all changed on that one, fateful day in one class last school year
It started as any normal day in math class, the teacher had given us a small lesson followed by a worksheet to work on. Everyone was peaceful, there was nothing but tranquility. Not a single sound could be heard but the tapping of a troubled, young vampire's black boots against the hard tiles of the school floor.
He had been silent ever since that brawl we had in the hallways about 3 days before. I was sitting about two rows behind him, quietly solving math problems when suddenly... a crumbled ball of line paper had been tossed behind his desk and somehow it landed perfectly in front of me. Out of pure curiosity I unfolded the thing and to my surprise there was writing, almost unintelligible, but I managed to read it.
"you may have won the batle but i shall win the war you hore!!!!!!"I shook my head and tried to restrain myself from laughing or causing any disturbances in the class. I crumbled it back up and tossed it in the direction of the trashcan, but sadly I missed. What followed was the laughter that sounded like a seal having an epileptic fit, it was the mikegina. I shrugged and went back to my work as the teacher didn't really seem to notice what was going on. For the next 10 minutes, I felt an odd feeling... I was being watched. I reluctantly raised my head and looked forward, only to see that Mikegina was the one gazing into my soul for a solid 10-15 minutes. I nervously looked to the side and over at the clock. Class wasn't even halfway over. I sighed and went back to my work, trying to ignore the vile beast.
Giggles rose from the rest of the class as he continued to stare me down, slowly moving his chair back and inching his way towards me. Suddenly, something had snapped within Mikegina and it had begun...
He jumped from his seat and quickly tossed it back into the desk. Startled, I dropped my pen and looked up, only to see him waddling towards the trashcan before furiously grabbing the note he had passed me earlier and began tearing it to pieces. Everyone was watching but not saying a word, even the teacher.
And then, a mighty but squeal like sigh was heard across the room. He then stomped his foot hard against the ground and kicked the trashcan. I looked over at the teacher, he simply removed his glasses and told Mikegina to return to his seat. He walked to his seat and yanked it from the desk as he turned towards me with tears in his eyes.
"W-WHY... why have thy betruhed me..."
I looked at him in confusion, I was speechless as I tried to keep my laughter within myself but I couldn't control my snicker
He pranced over to my desk and slammed his hand on the desk with an unspeakable grimace, panting heavily in anger and sorrow
He called out
"YOU BETRUUUUUHEEEED MUHH! I GUVE YOU UVERYTHUN AND YOU BETRUHEDED MUH SOUL"
"Bruh-"
"YOUH BRUHK MUH HEAAAAAAART! YOU WULL RUE THE DAY YOU BRUK MUH SOUL! THE WORLD WILL PUH FOR MY SUURRROWS!! THE STRUTS WILL BE BATHUED IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR LURVED ONES, YOU VILLUN" He slammed the desk again and began sobbing hysterically as he dropped to his knees and held his hands towards my desk
"YOU WULL PUUUYYYYYYYYY!!!! I WULL MAKE YOU FULL THE PAIN I FULT WHEN YOU SHATEURED MY LIIFFFEE! I WULL MAAAKE YOU SUUUUFEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
At the point most of the class was laughing but a few poor souls were paralyzed in fear, the teacher had enough and stormed over to his phone, he frantically called the front office as Mikegina curled into a ball on the floor and cried out relentlessly. Eventually the principal came and pulled us both out of the room, basically dragging the tortured vampire queen out as he fought back in an unforgettable tardrage. The principal asked if I was okay and told me to explain the situation, once that was done I was sent back to class without any more trouble. Mikegina was sent to ISS and eventually removed from the class altogether.
The teacher couldn't pull the class back together as everyone was so awestruck by his performance. One group in the class even recorded the incident but they were forced to delete it by the school.
It was something that will always be remembered by that school.
To this day me and my friends still discuss and sometimes reenact the play.
Mikegina's big performance... never forget...
Never forget
