snake inspection day (?)

[AdinX]

And here I thought I'd seen it all on this forum. I was sorely mistaken. Have fun OP, make it as awkward as possible with small talk or something lol

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[Nonnel]

careful OP
they're going to have the most fun with the awkward kids who won't go around blabbing about it

[espio100]

I had my snake inspected 2 weeks ago :|
No but serious, I had medical check-up thing and I didnt knew stuff.

[AdinX]

I think in schools that do this you do have the option to decline. If not then just don't go. Honestly not like they can hold you back a grade or something

[sir dooble]

Why would the school need to know anything about your snake?

[Nonnel]

I refuse to believe anyone thinks this is normal

[Frequency]

kinky

[Steve5451²]

Tell them you're normal and not some freaking weirdo with a mutant uncircumcised richard.

[Ragequit]

Tell them you're normal and not some freaking weirdo with a mutant uncircumcised richard.

hey forget you man
at least a doctor didn't make our richards into an arts and crafts project

[$trinick]

I remember snake inspection day. My gym teacher always took his time because he wanted to make sure that there was no evidence of STIs or anything. He would measure both flaccid and erect snake size to chart development along with testicle size. He told me it's really useful for getting statistics on human growth. It did make me feel weird though. But hell, I never liked being homeschooled.

[Steve5451²]

hey forget you man
at least a doctor didn't make our richards into an arts and crafts project

NATURAL IS BETTER MAN



MARIJUANA ALSO CURES CANCER

[Honno]

Wtf indeed..

[Ocelotus]

You guys haven't had it yet? I had snake inspections every year, starting at 5th grade.
You people must have weird schools.

[ThatRandomGuy]

I made this thread because I was curious about it, not to tell y'all my snake is getting inspected

[Maxwell.]

I refuse to believe anyone thinks this is normal

it's not